Progress Bar: The Game

I'm super serious right now!!! I came across this app.... right a few reviews and honestly really ready to give my true customer 'yelp' review's on it!! SAD FUC*ING FACE¡¡ But you all (developer's) should know that!!!100% B.S please respond

All you do is watch a progress bar fill then hit continue. Absolutely stupid.

Make it save I have been waiting ages

There is no reason to play this terrible game

Best game I ever installed

Best game on app store

This game is good... like seriously good. I am in the process of losing my fiancé over how much time I spend playing, but such is life right? There are a few suggestions I would like to make however. First off, it would be AMAZING if I had more accuracy on my progress - That's right, decimal places. I said it and I'm not sorry either. You could even go nutty on team challenges and show a few fractions. 36 7/64% ?!? HELLS YEAH!!! Secondly, this game desperately NEEDS in app purchases. Think about it...

I'm super serious right now!!! I came across this app.... right a few reviews and honestly really ready to give my true customer 'yelp' review's on it!! SAD FUC*ING FACE¡¡ But you all (developer's) should know that!!!100% B.S please respond

Absolutely amazing concept; it's a true masterpiece. It took about a second after I hit play to realize how truly well made this game is. Unlike anything I've ever seen.

As meaningful as candy crush. As thought provoking as flappy bird. As pertinent to our survival as a species as pokemon go. I can't rate this game highly enough.

Make it save I have been waiting ages

There is no reason to play this terrible game

The most epic game of all time

First off, Level 32 and 36 have a few graphical errors, fix them and I'll give 5 stars! This game is amazing, I can't believe how detailed this game gets after Level 15, it completely caught me off guard! At first I thought this game was some knock off b.s., but then came to a realisation, that this game has really had some hard work put into it. I think some in-app purchases would be beneficial after level 40 to help out with the difficulties afoot. Anyway, amazing game 9/10!

All you do is watch a progress bar fill then hit continue. Absolutely stupid.

I laughed so hard when the "game" displayed "great effort!" at the bottom of the screen because I am literally laying in bed staring at a loading screen for hours while contemplating whether nachos are worth the walk to the kitchen.

Make it save I have been waiting ages

Best game on app store

Okay. Ill be honest, I did cry. A lot. This game is amazing. The feeling of accomplishment once the bar gets to 100 percent...

The learning curve is a bit steep but once you get the hang of it, its amazingly awesome. I do wish that your progress was saved.

Everything it says in the title. All I hoped for.

Make it save I have been waiting ages

Is this really a game or just a Troll app because there is literally nothing involved but watching a bar fill up. I quit at level nine. if there is actually an object to this 'game' I'll try it again, but until then one star.

I play this game when I am tired but cant sleep. Puts me sleep every time. I wish I could say I was joking too.

Make it save I have been waiting ages

A game i cant lose... LOL

:/ Why you do this too me

I laughed so hard when the "game" displayed "great effort!" at the bottom of the screen because I am literally laying in bed staring at a loading screen for hours while contemplating whether nachos are worth the walk to the kitchen.

There is no reason to play this terrible game

doin a barrel roll

Wow!

Horrible enough said

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GOTY 2014. 10/10

BELIEVE IT! This game will change your life. It takes one microsecond of playing this game. Everything in my life started getting amazing. Thanks to this game. Seconds after installing this game, I tripped over a chest of ancient pirate treasure. I hadn't even played it yet!?!?! It only gets better and more unbelievable after having played this game. Do your self a favor... beat this game... doing so will actually allow you to merge, and become one with, morman jesus himself. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!

Measuring out your life with coffee spoons is old hat - now it's progress bars all the way.

I understand the deep concept of adventure, but the fact that the enemies on level 13 doesn't show up for 15 minutes, and that the boss on level 69 is spazing out like crazy. The item shop is also totally unusable. Please fix these, otherwise the game is GOTY quality.

I'm not sure who is exactly is rating this game as good, but they must be blind, deaf mutes to find this game interesting at all.

I could only make it to level 6. But maybe with time, practice, and patience I'll be able to make it all the way to 100% complete.

But How do you get past the boss on level 4? Tried using sword of honey +2 and helm of fish (epic item) but I just die instantly. Maybe grind more? Use potions of fabulous? Please help