The Longest Game Ever
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About The Longest Game Ever
As suggested by its name, "The longest game ever" is... the longest game ever! No human being has ever finished this game!
Fight "7804j", the high performing artificial intelligence and push him to his limits until he gives up. So far, no mortal has ever managed to defeat him and all ended up abandoning,
dying of exhaustion. Warning: according to recent researches, playing this game increases your chances of suicide by 72%!
Will you accept the challenge? How many hundred of hours will you withstand before breaking?
To finish this game, your best weapon will be patience. There are very few difficulties: all you will need is perseverance, tenacity, some relentlessness and obstinacy ;)
Warning: Highly addictive game... yet without any interest whatsoever. This game can be annoying, a bit of a pain in the neck, boring as hell and somewhat clingy, relatively upsetting or tiring (both of them maybe), as tedious as tame, a true nuisance, tiresome, monotonous, narcotic (yes!), sometimes painful, soporific and certainly irritating (obviously a non-exhaustive list).
Starting this game without finishing it, it is adding your name to the long list of people who failed. So don’t be a mere anthropoid ape among the millions of other primates, and show to all these fools who is the best ! Because despite everything that is written here, you know that nothing is really infinite… and therefore that this game must have an end. But how far will you have to go to find it? :D
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Let your growing curiosity carry you to the “Install” button, but don’t be disappointed later on if the game doesn’t meet your expectations. And if, by the greatest miracle of all, you REALLY manage to finish this game, then don’t complain on Google Play, instead take it as a real success and proof of your greatness.
Best of luck,
7804j, the developer
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Longer than completing every achievement in World of Warcraft… Longer than watching every episode of Doctor Who… More difficult than becoming Master on League of Legends… More repetitive than Clash of Clans… More annoying than your mother-in-law… More useful than having 5000 fake friends on Facebook.
Fight "7804j", the high performing artificial intelligence and push him to his limits until he gives up. So far, no mortal has ever managed to defeat him and all ended up abandoning,
dying of exhaustion. Warning: according to recent researches, playing this game increases your chances of suicide by 72%!
Will you accept the challenge? How many hundred of hours will you withstand before breaking?
To finish this game, your best weapon will be patience. There are very few difficulties: all you will need is perseverance, tenacity, some relentlessness and obstinacy ;)
Warning: Highly addictive game... yet without any interest whatsoever. This game can be annoying, a bit of a pain in the neck, boring as hell and somewhat clingy, relatively upsetting or tiring (both of them maybe), as tedious as tame, a true nuisance, tiresome, monotonous, narcotic (yes!), sometimes painful, soporific and certainly irritating (obviously a non-exhaustive list).
Starting this game without finishing it, it is adding your name to the long list of people who failed. So don’t be a mere anthropoid ape among the millions of other primates, and show to all these fools who is the best ! Because despite everything that is written here, you know that nothing is really infinite… and therefore that this game must have an end. But how far will you have to go to find it? :D
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Let your growing curiosity carry you to the “Install” button, but don’t be disappointed later on if the game doesn’t meet your expectations. And if, by the greatest miracle of all, you REALLY manage to finish this game, then don’t complain on Google Play, instead take it as a real success and proof of your greatness.
Best of luck,
7804j, the developer
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Longer than completing every achievement in World of Warcraft… Longer than watching every episode of Doctor Who… More difficult than becoming Master on League of Legends… More repetitive than Clash of Clans… More annoying than your mother-in-law… More useful than having 5000 fake friends on Facebook.
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Game History & Updates
What's Changed
English version is finally available!!! Enjoy!
English version is finally available!!! Enjoy!
Name changed Name changed! The longest game ever now is known as The Longest Game Ever.
Version update The Longest Game Ever was updated to version 1.13.5
More downloads The Longest Game Ever reached 100 000 - 500 000 downloads
Version update The Longest Game Ever was updated to version 1.11.3
What are users saying about The Longest Game Ever
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Trop long
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Ça serait bien d'avoir des questions ????
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Je viens juste de terminer ce jeu et c'était juste super drôle. Merci à 7804j !
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Ce jeu pue la merde. Il n'a aucun intérêt. C'est même pas marrant...
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Video du niveau 1417 indisponible sur youtube chez moi, que ce soit sur téléphone ou Pc ("cette vidéo n'est pas disponible.")
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I CAN'T EVEN READ THE STUPID THING!
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Il y a un problème au niveau sur kung fury avec la réponse cobra. Quand on redemande la réponse plusieurs fois, à un moment, la bonne réponse est power. J'espère que ce bug (je suppose que c'est un bug) sera bientot corrigé. Sinon bon jeu mais un peu court.
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English version would be *much* appreciated.
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Trop bien
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Lol C'était drôle
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Très bonne appli marrante et inutile. J'adore l'état d'esprit du createur.
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love it
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I just press the button but it's hard to press and get the swears out
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I don't wanna be a hater but this is the worst game I've ever downloaded. The point is just to read the stupid things a bored guy wrote and click 2 million times on the screen. Seriously, you couldn't come up with better than this ?
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Using the little bit of French I remember, I got through level 100 before giving up. In fact, i probably gave the game more time because i had to translate it myself. If it was already in english, i might hot have gotten as far as i did. Yes, the game won. It was definitely one of the longest games I've ever played. I only gave up because I have more important things to do. Merci, 7804j, pour ce jou.
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C'est même pas un jeu, c'est une conversation à sens unique pourie qui raccourci votre vie par son inutilité complète.
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Superbe application avec un concept simple mais original, j'attends la suite avec impatience... Une véritable oeuvre ce jeu ! (Même si il est peut-être un peu court ;D )
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the title's in English.. why not the game too?
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Un jeu basé sur un principe simple: la curiosité et l'humour. A voir jusqu'où il vous mènera.
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Je viens juste de terminer ce jeu et c'était juste super drôle. Merci à 7804j !
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Le dev a l'air d'un geek des MMORPJ .. J dois finir ce jeu .... JE M'ENFLAME XD
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Ça serait bien d'avoir des questions
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If you understand French, this is worlds best game ever seen
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En fr mais l'idée est GENIAL
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Un troll portable...
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Simple but very funny !
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Pas mal
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Funny and original game
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Oui
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good
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Why is it in french only i cant dead that englisch or even better DUTCH. Then absolutly 5 stars
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Mon dieu.. Torture... XD
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Very good
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Trop long
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Very pub, much funny, so rate, wow stars
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La vidéo du niveau 1417 n'est plus disponible. A part ça, le jeu est génial!
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Humour de potache mais parfois recherché.
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I....I...don't even know what to say....
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All u do is read things you can even understand!!!
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En fr mais l'idée est GENIAL