A Story of A Few Weapons

Like some action? Some butt kicking? Like guns? Like monsters? Holy relics? Spartans? Magical or supernatural creatures?
If the answer is yes to all of the above, then, this is the book for you!
You are lucky to come across this one.
It starts with an inhumane murder, and ends with smashing some gold for peace. Of course, the Sanitaurs and Minotaurs are going to save their beloved teenage king, or the king would soon be killed. But they brought a Toadaphant. What’s the Toadaphant? A dandruffproducing ball of fluff? A marine from the United States appears out of nowhere and a stupid sniper that surrounds him with mines too. If this is all too weird to start with, why not start reading this
book? Go, go, chosen one.