Minimalistic Potato

Absolutely brilliant, kept my mind busy for hours. Bit challenging at first but once you get the hang of it hours of fun

What does it do???

This potato will change the potato you potato at potato. Why am I potatoing potato for every potato I potato?!

I got my mind blown then, controlled and finally I had a stroke.

8/8 Most immersive potato on the play store

This app is truly beautiful. Its metaphorical beauty may not be seen by many, but by the few that do see it... simply magical. 10/10 IGN.

Lol it is by far the ........strangest game ever lol question is y do pplz like it lol its a potatoe and yet intriguing

SECONDs of entertainment

This app is truly beautiful. Its metaphorical beauty may not be seen by many, but by the few that do see it... simply magical. 10/10 IGN.

I installed The Minimalistic Potato noting that it did not require any further access to my phone such as my identity, photos, and microphone. However, I have since discovered the app is a portal for the NSA straight into your mind. I began to construct a foil hat, and then grabbed some butter and...realized that I wanted a baked potato. Seeing through the matrix of their intentions I decided to not ingest the source of the NSA portal and have decided on Griffin husbandry in Scotland's highlands as a cover.

This potato will change the potato you potato at potato. Why am I potatoing potato for every potato I potato?!

I cannot thank this dev enough. This is the most satisfyingly minimalist potato simulator ever top be conceived.

I got my mind blown then, controlled and finally I had a stroke.

Love

I liek stupid shet like this but it needs upgrades and bombs and boobs to be better

Inspiring, addictive, enlightening. This is the only app you really need in your phone. It could change your perspective on life. 10/10

No words

It is just what it is...........a potato............ and a mighty fine potato it is...........

POTATO

Just like it says in the description, potatoes gonna potate.

The world of Spudnik is full of innocence. Showing a safe gentle path is so rewarding for the player. In the end, life can be cruel as we all know that Spudnik is doomed. Ultimately. Life for Spudnik ends with being mashed, baked, poached or french fried.

These graphics are too advanced for me. I had to go to the eye doctor for laser eye surgery.

Ouch These graphics are too advanced for me. I had to go to the eye doctor for laser eye surgery.

Potatoes Just like it says in the description, potatoes gonna potate.

The world of Spudnik is full of innocence. Showing a safe gentle path is so rewarding for the player. In the end, life can be cruel as we all know that Spudnik is doomed. Ultimately. Life for Spudnik ends with being mashed, baked, poached or french fried.