Dynasty Duck Blast!

Ev'r wanted to go huntin? Do ya wanna get some gosh dang duck blastin' action? Well gosh durn me ya got the chance now boy! Woo hoo! Dem dang ducks wont have a gosh dern chance wit yer peace-keepn blundr bustr. Ow wee, ya'll dun up and dun it and dem dang ducks er dead as door knobs. Just like dem ole boys on da tv! Ooh whee!