Valley Bolt for Android
Before I downloaded this app, I was bored with my life and suffering from a crippling depression, not to mention being unemployed, balding, overweight, single and broke. Since plying Valley Bolt on a daily basis (mostly while I'm taking a poop), I have found a new zest for life, become quite buff, started to sprout new hair, begun dating a plus sized hand model and secured a well paying job playing Ryan Gosling's butt double on his upcoming film "Staring Blankly at Stuff". Thank You Valley Bolt!
The guys who made The Last of Us could learn a thing or two from this masterpiece. It has undoubtedly changed how we perceive and interact with video games. Unprecedented.
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What did I just play? I am not sure if this is an internet winning app but it's sure winning at something!