Crazy Jetpack

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! You may experience the following symptoms after playing this game:
1. Insane ADDICTION!!
2. Irreversible TREMBLING!!
3. Endless RAGE!!
4. UNFINISHED homework!!
5. The LOSS of FRIENDS!!
6. The LOSS of GIRLFRIENDS!!
7. The LOSS of BOYFRIENDS!!
8. TARDINESS to school and work!!
9. FURIOUS parents!!
10. UNUSED bicycles, footballs, and baseballs!!
11. Insane OBESITY!!
12. TERRIBLE FEAR of birds and clouds!!
13. An IRREVERSIBLE LOVE for jetpack-wearing fat men and rocket ships!!
Description:
Steer either a jetpack-wearing fat man or a rocket ship through birds and fluffy-white clouds in order to ACHIEVE the INFINITE GLORY of obtaining higher scores than competitors all around the world!!
Enjoy BEAUTIFUL animation and MESMERIZING music!!
Gameplay is BOTH casual AND fun!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS; TELL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS; TELL YOUR BOYFRIENDS; TELL YOUR PARENTS; TELL YOUR GRANDPARENTS; TELL YOUR AUNTS; TELL YOUR UNCLES; TELL YOUR COUSINS; TELL THAT ELDERLY GENTLEMAN SITTING NEXT TO YOU; TELL YOUR SADISTIC BOSS; TELL YOUR CO-WORKERS; TELL YOUR LIBRARIANS; TELL YOUR TEACHERS; TELL YOUR ENEMIES; TELL EVERYONE YOU MEET ABOUT CRAZY JETPACK!!!! INSTEAD OF SAYING HI TO PEOPLE, SAY: “HAVE YOU PLAYED CRAZY JETPACK TODAY?!?!”