Coffee Simulator 2015

Ok this is an amazing game I loved it but the only thing is the face that's the creepy thing I'm not a hater but do some updates like if you get the most coffee in the mouth you earn coins to customize the room or something. But overall this game is fun. (BTW Sturdy Helmet Games you are the best game maker ever. ????) HATERS BACK OFF AND GET A LIFE!!

Okay dev. First this first that face looks like some face from my nightmares. I cant grab the coffee. I also like turtles. But srsly, can you get a job to get money for this poor game.

Okay. I like the concept of the game, but let me tell you. The game its self is AWFUL. I HATE it. If the controls and the graphics got a little better, then that would be different. For now, no, I hate this game severely. And as for the immature game producer, the comments are not "rude". People are allowed to openly express their opinions. Although they could be nicer, you're obviously not a professional. Because of the game and you behavior. So yeah, say something. I don't care. Because you act like a freaking 2 year old.

I burst out laughing with the first 3 minutes because I spilled the coffee all over, and my hand was inside the coffee cup. The cup started to move with my hand,and that's when I got a better look at the coffee and my keyboard. It looked like somebody had been brutally murdered on the desk. I obviously can't drink coffee. Anyways, I absolutely loved this game I spent a couple of hours on it then I rage quit, good challenge.

Now I just LOVE the awesome challenge and talent needed to get through each level, but I did have a few crashes getting into the app I'm going on a long limb and say it was my phone but I recently got this phone and this app looked challenging and fun, anyway I did find out how to stop the crashing after messing with the app a bit and my phone. Great app keep it up ^_^

it's challenging (FIRST COMMENT OF 2017 yeah!!) next time the update will have easter eggs and levels but don't forget to bring Garma Zabi there or else I'd feel to give u half 5 stars

idk why people are leaving such a bad rating i mean this is a great game. great concept. i guess there's some sore losers on this part of the play store. hm idk. it took me a while to get the hang of it but as soon as i did, i was laughing too hard to concentrate but im loving it. keep up the sarcastic replies and good work pal ????

I just came to comment..The People who make bad comments are just probably 6 year olds trying to roast the devs/dev into thinking there game is bad but they don't give it a chance... The creativity might be a little qwerky at times but...It's The Devs/Dev creation on what they made. (#I am 11 making this comment) Sincerely Grasserpie

i LOVE thia game. The controls are AMAZINGLY accurate and the style of it is cool. I dont know why there are so many hate comments... OH I KNOW.... THEY RAGED SO MUCH UNTIL THEY WROTE THE COMMENTS AND RATED 1 STAR XDDDDDDDDDDDD. BTW 5 stars mate. love the game! :D i regret everything i said..... this game is laggy on my s8 and the co trols suck ;-;

This game is absolute wizardry. The character development is spot-on and the storyline works in so many beautiful twists. The developer spared no visual detail, and the completion of the main quest (accidentally pulling the TV onto your own lap) is rewarding enough to leave even the most experienced gamer in tears of sentimental satisfaction. A++, excellent seller.

Hahaha this is so funny people are hating because there just too bad it this game. This game is awesome plz respond meh

Game is ok. But the developers are assholes threatening people who leave bad reviews. Oh well. Enjoy your one star.

I haven't even played the game yet, and I love it. It looks hilarious! It's horrible that people don't acknowledge the humor in it. With that being said, I am off to go play it! [UPDATE] I love it!

Well, you can only use grab once, I don't get why you should be lying down and swimming around while also trying to drink coffee and you shouldn't HAVE to use tilt controls. This game was not very enjoyable.

This is my life ;-; but its probably your life too ;-; xD also reply to my comment or i come to your house •3• and give u a fist bump for the great game but still u must reply by the way i live under your bed •3• i was legit just stroking the table i was like damn u have one fine ass table

It's the worst game in the world (jk, just wanted u to reply back- it's actually an awesome game XD)

Overall this is a awesome game.It's funny and well made. Same with the app's pic. ( Yeah that's pretty much it ) [ I had no idea what to put for a title...don't mind that part... xD ]

This game is horrible and if the game maker sees this comment on their stupid game just to let you know if I could give 0 stars I would and I don't know if you're a kid or what but from this game you seem stupid.Stupid AF.

I LOVE this game. It's cool and funny. The other people in the comments are crazy. I love the idea of this. Just amazing. BTW Sturdy Helmet, I think you should check out this Youtuber LeafyisHere. You would make a great reptilian.

THIS GAME IS AMAZING. ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE NEED TO STOP HATING. I'm in love with this it's so fun to play.

It lagged a lot on my device and I couldn't grab anything. Also... I was going through the reviews and saw your rude responses... Not that it effects my rating, but it still annoyed me.

But it doesn't mean I didn't love it

This game really sucks it looks like his eyes been pried open and his teeth look like they are fake he really needs to brush his teeth sometimes

XD OMG I LOVE THIS GAME!!♥ BTW for all the haters out there I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY THIS GAME IS THE BEST!♥♡♥♡♥ And this game NEVER crashes so that's a good thing too *this did not make sense* *leaves room* bye! ♥♡♥♡♥ >♥<

I havent even player the app yetl but i dont care. The person who made this game is great U guys, or guy or girl ROCK

U can't even pick up coffee so bad just go die in a hole

The game itself is generally ok but I would like to make a few suggestions: Make the controls easier to play and can u also add more levels so that we would not get bored easily.I can really see your potential in this game u just need to improve your game ok idc if u read my comment and burn me or whatever but if u really want to improve the game consider my suggestion k bye:))))

Ahyeah ha i love thas game Love the frickin face it looks like he's happy because of his coffe XD Oh and BTW i read some comments about this game i saw a hater who said ur 2year old and i laughed so hard because of ur comment XD

I am getting so annoyed by how the screen only stays one way, why can't it flip over like I said soooooo annoyed I want to break my phone in half. Fix this or I'm never playing it again. BTW I'm contacting Google because of your response, if you want to have a good game at least have a good response.

This is so funny! BTW haters... if you don't like the game unistall it...It's mean to be a hater (Said the girl with red eyes from subliminal) I'm not evil... It's just Jeff ma senpai... This review made no sense... I'll leave now... Great game BTW :3

idk why people are leaving such a bad rating i mean this is a great game. great concept. i guess there's some sore losers on this part of the play store. hm idk. it took me a while to get the hang of it but as soon as i did, i was laughing too hard to concentrate but im loving it. keep up the sarcastic replies and good work pal

I LOVE this game. It's cool and funny. The other people in the comments are crazy. I love the idea of this. Just amazing. BTW Sturdy Helmet, I think you should check out this Youtuber LeafyisHere. You would make a great reptilian.

I laughed my head off trying to get the coffee to the person. I love you guys replies to bad ratings, I sat here forever reading them.

But I only tried three times and had gotten bored right away. The game would be more fun if there were levels added.

This game relates to me in so many ways, and has great graphics. Oh. And for all the haters... Get a sense of humor.....

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS GAME! IT DOSENT MAKE SENSE! THE ICON WAS FUNNY BUT THE GAME IS NOT GOOD

Btw sturdy helmet games, I really like your replies to bad comments,they made me laugh so much.

It's the worst game in the world (jk, just wanted u to reply back- it's actually an awesome game XD)

I can't go and move the hand back to get the cafè this game is so so stupid!!!!

But it doesn't mean I didn't love it