Slappy the Birds

Introducing Slappy the Birds. Your Objective: Slappy the flappy right out of Cracky bird before he gets to his pipe! If Cracky makes it to his pipe, the addiction will spread!!! His influence has already touched millions. The fate of the world is counting on you. Many have tried, and all have failed. It seems like every time someone takes Cracky bird down, another clone takes his place. Please bring an end to the Cracky bird madness!!


Back-story:
Cracky was born in a small waterfront village in Vietnam. Next to Cracky's nest was a labyrinth of pipes that ran off from the shoe factory his father owned. Cracky loved flying in and out of the pipes and he was really good at it. In fact, he was so good at it, the factory workers would give him money to put on a show. Cracky was so entertaining that the workers started to slack off at their jobs and watched Cracky all day long instead of making shoes. The shoe factory started losing money and the hatred in Cracky's father grew. One day, Cracky's father couldn't take it anymore and started firing the factory workers. The factory workers rioted and burned down the shoe factory and poor Cracky's pipe playground. Cracky was badly disfigured in the fire and went to his father for help. His father fuming with rage charged at Cracky and beat him with a pipe. He continued to beat and swear at Cracky for ruining their lives and then threw Cracky in the back of his trunk. He drove Cracky to the middle of the ghetto and kicked him out onto the street corner. Somehow Cracky managed to survive, but he was never the same again. He was so badly disfigured that nobody would even look at him. He fell into a deep depression and started hanging out with the street trash. One day, Cracky met a man with no teeth. The man twitched a lot and was muttering something about pipes. Intrigued by the word pipe, Cracky followed the man back to his cardboard box. The man handed Cracky a crack pipe. One hit and Cracky bird was hooked, it made him feel alive again. He started to do horrible things to keep his addiction going. Disfigured and in a drug induced psychotic rage, it seemed like nothing could stop Cracky from destroying what little was left of his life.

Don't o drugs kids!!

This game is a complete joke! k thx, lol