Maim Street
Free GameAbout Maim Street
Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
FEATURES
• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
• Dozens of cats.
• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
FEATURES
• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
• Dozens of cats.
• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
All Application Badges
Free
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Android
2.3+
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Android game
Game History & Updates
More downloads Maim Street reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
What are users saying about Maim Street
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I really enjoyed this game. It's simple, funny, and engaging. Great way to kill time when you're bored and it delivers some chuckles too. One of the few games I have on my phone and there's a good reason for that. You'll absolutely want to buy the bazooka, it changes the game into a mad dash of destruction to blow up the cars before they hit the pedestrians. It's worth it. 10/10-IGN
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It's a fun little game. I have enjoyed it. Challenging but reasonably fair game play, it's still my fault when I inevitably lose.
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Make more comics, or what the hell happened to Wayne saw?
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Drawfee boy Nathan recommended this game to me in his podcast.
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You guys rock! This is hilarious fun
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Great concept, fun game
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I search cringe games and this is what I found
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Made by the radical dudes over at ASP comics, the game reflects their twisted and wonderful sense of humor. Can't wait for Waynesaw! Also, feel free to call all of my contacts
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Love these guys. Love this game. If you guys are up in MN for some goddamn reason, come eat at my restaurant and I'll feed your NIPS for free
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My only question about this game is - when I open it, it asks for permissions to call people in my phone book. I always deny and the app seems to work just fine. What are these permissions for? Anyway, super fun game - I recommend it! I'm a backer of Waynesaw, so I got the bazooka for free - but I would highly encourage any non-backers to purchase it. I'm pretty sure the game would be impossible without it! 99 cents for an addictive game isn't bad at all!
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Given an impossible job, you make do with what you have.
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Very fun game, not entirely sure why it needs phone call permissions?
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Addictive and hilarious, definitely worth the download. Oh, and get the bazooka, it's a game changer.
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It's a fun game with great music and graphics and little incentives that keep you interested. Big fan of all the citizens' names and bios.
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So much fun and the unlocks are hilarious! Well made!
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Enjoying playing around seeing what I can do with this game.
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All the blood on my hands. But Aliens!
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Y I NEED TO BUY FULL VERSION 4 BAZOOKA?!?
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Wild, hilarious fun! A great tool for teaching traffic safety to your kids.
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This is a great app for people who enjoy saving lives and nice mustaches
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Violent and fun, can't stop
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Fun and addictive! Super simple, but challenging!
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It's pretty fun
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This game is gr8! Like a drug .. Can't get enough hehe
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Just an FYI, when a game asks for permission to make and manage phone calls, it's so you can answer calls while you play and it can pause itself instead of letting you die. Nothing shady is going on. Anyway, the only thing I wish was better would be if it let you tap to move instead of swiping. Other than that, it's a cute diversion from the inexorable assault of boredom.