About You Shall Not Score
Oh! Another football game. Just like we don’t have enough.
Wait! Wait! This is different. This is a new experience that is going to open your eyes and blow your mind. You will see this game in your near-death experience and count it as your life achievement. Some of our testers said their life get reborn after a try. They ask all their friends and families, “why aren’t we funding this”, but they can’t because this game is already free. It’s a revolution. And revolutions are legion. Revolutions don’t forgive. Revolutions don’t forget. EXPECT US *cough* *cough*
In this game, you will play the goal. Don’t read it wrong. You are not the goalkeeper. YOU ARE THE GOAL.
Move your goal by dragging horizontally and dodge the shootings as long as possible.
Game Feature:
*A moveable goal
*More than one footballs at the same time
*cheap plastic football player
*annoying audience noise
*fanzy game developers
This is the future. And the future is welcoming you.
Download and install
You Shall Not Score version 1.1 on your
Android device!
Downloaded 500+ times, content rating: Not rated
Android package:
com.snv.ysns, download You Shall Not Score.apk
by K####:
This delightful game; from a seemingly charming young developer, gets a 5-star rating from me, for the clever & witty description alone!.. The actual game itself, is original in it's concept (though I think Mancheater Utd were planning on installing similar goal-posts at their soulless ground).. The graphics are really good; intentionally replicating a cheap table-top football game.. No special permissions required.. HIGHLY recommended for light-hearted but challenging fun..