Hose The Boss

Has The Boss got you down?

Does The Boss drive you crazy with stupid requests?

Does The Boss play favorites?

Can you not figure out why The Boss is The Boss?

Does it sometimes seem that you “Get The Business” from The Boss?

Well now you can give something back . . . some fun for you . . . and some aggravation for the boss.

Hose The Boss is a great new game that lets you “Hose The Boss” . . . Literally with a Fire Hose. Well maybe just on the screen but it is still fun.

You turn the hose on the boss and watch them try to run.
They will yell at you . . . but it won’t help
They will try to run . . . but they can’t get away

Is your “favorite” boss a man or a woman? . . . We got them both.
Does your “favorite boss” have lots of hair? . . . We can do that.
There are over 20 characters to pick from.

Pick a boss that looks like the most fun and then turn on the hose.

Your score is based on how wet you can get the boss. The longer you can keep the hose on the boss the higher your score. You can get extra time in a level if you can keep squirting them without a miss as they try to run and try to get away. The extra time will let you earn some extra points.

One other way to score extra points is when one of your co-workers is on the screen. If you can Hose The Boss WITHOUT squirting the co-worker you can double the point value for a little while. If you squirt your co-worker she will scream and you will get a score penalty. In Easy play you have a bit more room but in Hard play the co-worker needs to be near the center of the screen so you can get the double points. One trick. Just like a real hose when you turn it off the water that has left the nozzle keeps on going. If you tap the hydrant after you lift your finger the water on the screen will disappear. You can use this trick to get closer to the co-worker to try and get those double points.

If you are good you can earn some special achievements:
Rookie Hoser
Veteran Hoser
Chief Hoser

SOON … You will be able to compare your score and achievements with your friends on OpenFeint.

My apologies to the Android diehards … a new YouTube video is in the works. ;-)

I hope you don't get fired.

No bosses were harmed or hosed in the making of this game … well maybe just their egos.