Don't Screw Up!

Don't Screw Up! Free Game

Rated 4.47/5 (60,624) —  Free Android application by Shadow Masters

About Don't Screw Up!

So proud! — The Game Master has insulted more than 1 000 000 players!

I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!

WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.

Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.

Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.

The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!

Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.

Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.

How to Download / Install

Download and install Don't Screw Up! version 1.0.5 on your Android device!
Downloaded 1,000,000+ times, content rating: Not rated
Android package: com.shadowmastersgames.tapanddrag, download Don't Screw Up!.apk

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Game History & Updates

What's Changed
Russian language added!
Version update Don't Screw Up! was updated to version 1.0.5
More downloads  Don't Screw Up! reached 1 000 000 - 5 000 000 downloads
Version update Don't Screw Up! was updated to version 1.0.3
More downloads  Don't Screw Up! reached 500 000 - 1 000 000 downloads

What are users saying about Don't Screw Up!

T70%
by T####:

It's good it works offline it gets faster which is the great part he wording switches up so you really have to think fast and the background music is really fun and fits the game well. Although, I would like there to be more different sentences and new features for ex. A flip upside down option or tilt or open a particular password saying connect the dots with an M or an O or so on.

C70%
by C####:

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!! So, okay, it is a very simple game but its amazing! I have rated 5 stars for EVERYTHING. This is so fun and a great time killer. I woke up and it was 6:30 so I took out my phone and started playing, I thought I was only playing for 10 mins but actually it was 8:45! This is one of the best games and I will never uninstall it! Good job and keep up the good work!????

C70%
by C####:

"Don't Screw Up" is awesome! It is very challenging so you don't have to worry about getting bored! And the insults are hilarious which makes the game even more fun! The graphics are great, the gameplay is amazing, and just everything is awesome I'm so glad I found this game! WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL MY LIFE!

B70%
by B####:

The gameplay is smooth and seamless, and although the actions are a bit repetitive (it's a tap game) but it still manages to keep you entertained by spicing up the commands. The insults at the end are funny, and appeal to all different kinds of humour. All in all its a unique concept that was brilliantly crafted!

C70%
by C####:

So many warning signs, why do you need so much info about us and the ability to make calls? I had an ad get interrupted by another ad. Love the idea, but the simplicity of the game is ruined by taking it too far. If you kept the app as simple and pure as the game, it would be awesome.

A70%
by A####:

This is one crazyyy , awesome, best game ever so far;;; I just loved it. The score board tho... I get tears in my tears :') kidding. But it's super cool. Worth of 5 starts or more!????????????

C70%
by C####:

Decent game but, when I tap 3 times it keeps telling me I lose, as well as if I swipe too fast it says I tapped it. The insults speed up the boredom process. I literally played the game for 1 day and was not amused by it.

A70%
by A####:

Great game. Just that when you start over, you get bored tapping too much. Just when you think you've broken your previous record and fail and start over, you have to tap so much. All over again! You guys can maybe add a few more gimmicks. 5 stars for the concept though.

C70%
by C####:

I loved this game it is so freaking addictive! And it says 17+ but its not! To new ppl who r wondering im telling u DOWNLOAD IT! The only thing i don't like is after awhile it kinda gets boring.

C70%
by C####:

Are you serious? 4.4? This is the most boring waste of time I've ever seen. And even then they haven't even made it properly because it doesn't register me tapping half the time. Absolute joke.

C70%
by C####:

Basically, the whole premise is to do certain tasks (tap, swipe, etc.) In a few seconds. It's always changing (task phrases and speed), so it becomes easier to fail. Fail, and you get insulted. It's just hilarious the concept used for this game. Occasionally being very clever.

C70%
by C####:

The controls screw up sometimes (I know I swiped and the game thought I tapped), but it's the most addicting game I've ever played. My high score is currently 94. I absolutely DARE you people to beat it.

X70%
by X####:

This game is very fun, but the 1 thing I cannot stand is the rudeness. For example: You are proof that God has a sense of humour. Also, If you want to no about mistakes, ask your parents. Their mistake was having you. But that is the only thing that is wrong. But for that reason I give it a 1 star.

W70%
by W####:

Disgusting. The insults are things like "go apologize to your mother for not being a stillborn". That is so messed up. I feel sorry for the sick person who made such a game. He obviously had a hard life. And nobody loved him.

C70%
by C####:

Its not great. Play it for a few mins and its quite fun. But the insults are repetitive, and of poor taste. There are also a LOT of ads. I dunno give it a go. This game is ok i guess.

F70%
by F####:

One of the most simple yet addictive games i have ever played. So much insults here but for some reason I stayed and continued. Not only did this game teach me insults, it helped build up tolerance against them. Nice one.

Z70%
by Z####:

Most insults are pretty tame but otherwise a great 5 star game. But I took off half of my star rating because of a technical problem that crippled game play; the "swipe" is often misread as a tap. 7 times out of 10 my game is ended because of a misread swipe...this IS a problem with the game code, probably has the input sensitivity jacked up. Changing phone settings doesn't help much, the problem is in this game.

H70%
by H####:

The game itself is okay, little fun, great time killer. But since my relationship with my parents is really bad, those words in the game remind me of the reality. I'm uninstalling. Not for kids lacking parental love, it's mocking you.

C70%
by C####:

It's fun but really hard! The end if you "screw up," it leaves some stupid but funny sayings. If you are sensitive, don't read the end of them! ????

C70%
by C####:

I thought I would like this. I probably would but every time it say double or triple tap, it says I lost. Not every now and the but every single time. It also records my swipes as taps.

C70%
by C####:

Nice game with different concepts. Just taps and swipes can save you from the insults and heart breaking lines that comes after you fail.. So be careful while playing ...

T70%
by T####:

I do quite enjoy being insulted by condescending games. Overall fun game but if you don't like ads, it gets annoying

B70%
by B####:

Man, I have never played such an amazing game ever. It's my new addiction now! Thank you so much whosoever is the creator of this game.

C70%
by C####:

It's a great concept but it doesn't always respond correctly to my actions. Multiple times I have tapped once when it tells me to tap once and the game ends saying I messed up.

T70%
by T####:

OK. THIS GAME DRIVES ME INSANE.. At first, it gave normal instructions, then it annoys mind lil bit, as example "Don't tap, don't swipe, just WAIT". I really love this app, but I think, this game should make who played it thinks "Don't screw up!"

H70%
by H####:

Hilarious insults... Most people would be offended but really it's so funny you just can't be and it's easy to play but tricks you at times. Overall good game!

C70%
by C####:

Game said to type and lie, so I'll do my best not to lie. Love the game, can be quite difficult for those who can't skim read lol. Definitely not for people with low self-esteem lmao. Really dope game imo. Thumbs up to the creator for the originality of this, and a big F*UCK YOU for the insults lol.

N70%
by N####:

I dont get the hype. All your doing is tapping and swiping the screen. If that's addictive to you. Well it says alot about you. But to me its pretty BORING????????

C70%
by C####:

i like it, a lot. fun and addictive. but all the permissions it wants is ridiculous... i denied all of them and am still able to play, so that makes me happy... but why do they want permission to make calls and access my photos

C70%
by C####:

A simple, but great game! Too bad there are quite a lot of ads. The push notifications were working on my nerves as well, thankfully those can be turned off.

U70%
by U####:

HAHAHA ITS VERY NICE AND FUNNY! I PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I LOSE IN DOTA GOSH IT GIVES ME LESSONS FROM MY MISTAKES! THANKS MAN! GREAT WORK FOR THE DEVELOPER.

Z70%
by Z####:

This is one of the best games inveneted in the history of games! Creators, I don't know how you did it! BTW sometimes I like to just fail to see the insults!????

C70%
by C####:

I love it sooo much. Its soo rude. It makes me mad so i can do better and beat my high score. Its the most amazing game ever. Who ever through of this game i love u ????????

J70%
by J####:

This game is addicting. You'd think it would get boring but it totally doesn't! The notifications it sends me are hilarious! Would totally be better though if it cussed. But that's just me lol. Love it !

C70%
by C####:

Lol this game is so challenging and so funny! Its funny because when u fail all they do is insult you???????????? love this game! Also I didn't know you could share your insult. How funny is that?!

L70%
by L####:

I could totally help my lil bro w his 2nd grade english w this game! This is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for!! Hope to see a version of the app without so much mean words ;)

R70%
by R####:

IM RATING BUT YOULL STILL BE BOSSY YOU BASTARD! but that's okay, I like your style ????????

R70%
by R####:

This is such a fun, creative game. You can't even get angry after losing because you're too busy laughing at the insults at the end! It is a good game to play to pass time or just have fun with.

C70%
by C####:

I REALLY LOVE THIS GAME! It really made me test how long my patients is for me to throw my phone because of the insults I get.

N70%
by N####:

I downloaded the game because of the reviews and the game is nice and all. But the disses at the end when you fail....are a bit much....especially when i let my little brother play! Some of them are funny, some are just a bit uncalled for....


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