Evil Brain Trainer

If you're reading this, then you think you have a weak and feeble mind. Don't fear, the Evil Brain Trainer is here! You know how an army drill sergeant shouts at you and makes you feel as big as a fly's wedding tackle, but somehow it just works? Well this is the same, just on your watch. The Evil Brain Trainer will show you an ever increasing pattern to remember and will make you repeat it back with absolutely no encouragement whatsoever. Within literally minutes (could be years) you will feel your brain swelling with pride as you repeatedly beat the Brain Trainers back with higher and higher scores.


But wait, there's more. The Evil Brain Trainer has also been scientifically proven to waste time in the following situations.


★ Waiting for a bus
★ Waiting in traffic
★ Operating heavy machinery in dangerous situations
★ Standing in a queue
★ Flying a plane
★ Waiting to pay (for anything!)
★ Sitting on the toilet
★ Waving goodbye to the Titanic
★ Swinging on a trapeze


So what are you waiting for? Download the Evil Brain Trainer today and give that soggy brain of yours the slap it needs, and kick some Brain Trainer butt at the same time.