Happy Poo

My finger is named Zack and he's DEAD!!! first he turned pink then purple then black and then he just bended

My finger is dead after playing this !there are no levels and it is not fun at all! and all you do is rub the stupid poop! I am fo1 shore deleting this game when I learn how:(

A very good way to get multiple blisters. This game is no fun, whoever came up with it on Retro Dreamer isn't an amazing thinker, no offence or anything. You have to rub a stinky poo with you finger for ages, in the end you get an achey arm and a blister covered thumb or finger. I wouldn't recommend downloading this game, because it is a waste of space on your device, a waste of your skin and a waste of your time. Don't learn the hard way about this game like I did, be sensible and keep well away from the download button. Listen to me fellow game player, and DON'T DOWNLOAD IT! I think that is all I have to say. I hope I helped you decision not to download the game. All the other Retro Dreamer games are good though, by the way, apart from Socks. I hate the count down. Yep, I am actually done now.

Hello. I am organising a funeral for my finger. Its very sad how he died. Richard (the finger) played Happy poo 12 times in a row. Richard died from the disease called 'rubbing' you get the disease from rubbing to much. The doctors tired but it was too late.you are all invited and fingers protect yourselves! Richards mum

At fist i though it would be c fun but it's just dumb who would create such a Dunce game come on

My finger

I broke my finger I' only had one game im deleting you app I could never beat the record

It takes to long to get poop shiny, fingers start to hurt. And you only "polish" poo.

Waste of time. Your just polishing poop and your fingers burn. And it takes too long for the meter to reach the end and it is sooooo boring. My fingers were burning for hours.

Very tiring for my finger and I have a bad broken bone in my finger anyway and then... R.IP finger. Caution: CAN CAUSE SERIOUS INJURYS

It's not that fun but I recommend you don't download it. But anyway it's boring but cute at the same time.

All you do is rub a stupid piece of poop. Bloody hell this game is boring

This is possibly the worst game I have ever played

Hilarious It was a funny game and it was easy to play. My finger was a little tired afterward but it was great. People should get it because it is really fun.

I got a huge blister and is boring

I loved it becuse its soo cute vary good even tho its bad to the other poeple its just im soo addicted and my finger is fine still did it 5000 times my finger is fine do more like a 2nd one of this game thz Beybey

If I could rate 0 stars then I would because this game was crap

I love the game, to all the people who reviewed it as bad, you need to rest your fingers if you rub the poop then use your other fingers

I don't like to shine the poo for ever. So even my dad.

The things that I can do but the game I cannot is this

Oops

Boring game ever never download it this game will hurt your finger too much

Dumb all you do rub the poop

The best even though my arm is aching

All of my poor fingers are dead come to my funeral stupid poop

Don't get it

Yuck but cool

Im dumb

The Worst

Just stupid

Boring all you do is ''polish''poo

Horri

My finger burns from rubbing so much. Its hard to get the little poo to be shiny.

Two stars. One because it is cute, and the reason only two stars is cos rubbing a POO until it is shiny is yuck, a waste of time, and completely pointless.

My finger is dead literally after you rub poop then it just starts over its like you do nothing on this app I'm deleting this right now posting it on Instagram and saying don't download please follow me if you think this thing is horrible and I am ice._.cream15

This was the worst game EVER this game was so bad I just didn't like it was just so stupid I my fingers are hurting and everything why do you make a game like that and you don't even do anything there's only just one level with polished a freaking poop it was nasty to polished poop to make sure we take care like the game pou I rather watch Dora than this game stupid how do you Polish poop

A very good way to get multiple blisters. This game is no fun, whoever came up with it on Retro Dreamer isn't an amazing thinker, no offence or anything. You have to rub a stinky poo with you finger for ages, in the end you get an achey arm and a blister covered thumb or finger. I wouldn't recommend downloading this game, because it is a waste of space on your device, a waste of your skin and a waste of your time. Don't learn the hard way about this game like I did, be sensible and keep well away from the download button. Listen to me fellow game player, and DON'T DOWNLOAD IT! I think that is all I have to say. I hope I helped you decision not to download the game. All the other Retro Dreamer games are good though, by the way, apart from Socks. I hate the count down. Yep, I am actually done now.

My finger is dead after playing this !there are no levels and it is not fun at all! and all you do is rub the stupid poop! I am fo1 shore deleting this game when I learn how:(

I bought the game,do not buy it,I barely finished the first scrubbing of the poo,and I can barely move my finger,it is hot and has 2 big blisters,its was also boring and made a annoying squeaking noise along with the noise "pooooooooooooooooooooo" all you do is scrub a not cute at all piece of poo.DO NO BUY THIS GAME I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It kills you fingers now there snapped even broken and dead do not play this game it's really short and it will kill you're fingers all it is,is polishing an old peace of poop and its not cute at all