Dat Boi - Dat Game for Android
My life wasn't complete until I played this game. This game give me the courage to stand up to my father Kim Jong Boi. He didn't like memes because his parents named him that. He then became a dictator for my country and banned memes. I escaped Oink Korea and found a galaxy s3 in the ocean. It was the most advanced piece of technology is have ever seen. More advanced than our nuclear missles. This phone could be a nuclear missle. I made it to The U.S of A and downloaded this game. This game instantly made me feel better about my father who will fail to bomb the U.S of A. Thank you and your welcome.
This game has to be one of the best games ever made by treyarch. This is the best bo2 remastered game ever. So far it's the best fifa game I've ever played. I'm level 7 in catching pokemon. Oh! Not to mention it also made me turn gay! How amazing is that!?!?!Anyways dat boi has inspired me to get out of my wheel chair and juno off a 69 story building. Hopefully I just get a scrape on my knee. Best game ever tho 10/10
I had crippling depression, but just spending a minute with this app showed me the meaning of life and beyond. I can now fly to uranus with the oompa loompas and fight the dark side with mowgli, my trusted companion on my weedcopter using just the epic powers of dank memes. Truly a revolutionary app. Try it, you must.
I was once a boy abandoned by his parents. I was panhandling on the side of the street getting about 5-10 dollars a day. I got tired one day and finished early, I went to my house (the back of McDonald's). I wrapped the newspaper around me and cried myself to sleep. Then He came. Dat Boi held his hand and said "come with me". I grabbed his hand and put me on his spare unicycle. I learned quickly. He said "you're ready son". He gave me his unicycle and he died a slow death. I then went out to find my parents, then killed them. Thank you Dat Boi, I owe you everything.
I had finger cancer and it seemed like all hope was lost. Then I found dat boi, I was skeptical at first but after reading the reviews I just knew I had to try it. Now for just $.50 my finger kanker has gone away. My thumb is now the dankest thumb on the block all thanks to Kermit's younger brother. Thank you dat boi. You are the new god. Peace bois.
I was sitting in Applebees eating some deep fried cheese when my mum reached over and took my cheese! this obviously gave me crippling depression with some osteroperosis. I found dat boi-dat game and it all went away, I no longer have osteroperosis and persues my carrer as a McDonald's burger flipper. this game changes lives!
I never knew what dank was until today. I was looking for a nice game to play when I stumbled upon this one. Dat Boi helped me to become dank. So he could easily bring back Haramba, bring to life SpongGar and Doodle Bob, help cure the cancer Sweatshirt brought upon us, make Donald Trumps hair real, and let people not cash you ousside. So this is a truly dank game. Who that do not agree, aren't dank.
I had a dream. A dream to become osteoporosis free. I was very crippling depression worthy. But now. I am time and space itself. And Ive lived to tell the tail. The great graphics. The best fun I have ever had. The MLG sniper inside of my heart has fully been loaded and has taken out on this exquisite game. Well done.
I got a nice giggle out of it, but you can't ride very far without falling on your face. It's actually easier to go backwards 20m than forwards. There's a point where holding left will not save you from falling over. There's a very slim window of time to try and save yourself from failing and it results in you going backwards.
This is the dankest meme out there,that measlns it's the best. I can now understand every thing and im awake at 2:00 am and cant sleep and i wantwd to make a youtube video so i lookes and i found this and this is the best thing ever. seriously this is a really good time wastwr and funny. So im gonna ride my unicycle in to tbe sunset. Lol by dat boi out.
I used to be a selfless , selfish girl. But when my eyes caught the title... hope was in my heart. I used to have osteo porosis but little did you know.. there was a cure. I became the happiest person the first seconds I played this game... it had changed me in a good way... thank you
At first I thought this might be the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed, but then my boi start rollin down da street, nowamsayin, an i wuz lik shiet waddup. Gr8 game m8, I r8 8/8.
I thought this game was going to just be riddled with ads but it wasn't! Its actually tolerable the amount there, plus its only $.50 to remove it! So cheap. Its pretty fun gameplay for what it is, I high recommend it.
Dankest game around in these galaxy's. The outback has never been this dank. I felt like Harambe until I played dis game. Thank you dat boi. You saved me. I got 2 76.79 meters
This game changed my life. I was searching YouTube for some "quality content", when a pop up appeared that said"loney horny singles in your area. After a quick joint I got in my car and met up with some skank. She slapped me in the face when I shat on her. Then I slit her throat. I then opened my phone and downloaded this app. It was so dank my autism was cured.
3 minutes ago, had finger cancer. My life was a mess. After a few minutes of searching the app store, i found dat boy. The second my finger pressed the download button, he cured me and my life changed forever... thank you dat boi
A few minutes ago, i had osteoporosis, my brother had crippling depression, my dad was harambe and my mom didnt smoke weed, but a few minutes after playing this got rid of my brothers crippling depression and cured my osteoporosis! It brought harambe back to life and we all got high and lived happily ever after, thank you dat boi!
This is no simple game, my dear student. What you are witnessing here is a relic of wisdom. You see. The mere balance represents harmony between life and death; the extreme color green on a dull atmosphere represents how significant is our lively existence compared to the whole universe. Dear student. You have much to learn, and you've found the right place.
It basically everything cool on it... But there was a thing that will turn DA gaem into *super cool* ADDING A LOCAL MULTIPLAYER MODE! I will really like playing with my m8s at schoooool PLZ RESHPOND IF U SEE DIS ; 3;//
Before I witnessed this masterpiece, my life was bland and filled with crippling depression and sadness. I have now experienced what true ecstasy and true happiness feels like. My crippling depression, was always cured a little bit with dank golden memes like this. But now. I still wanna kms. Ay my bruh, brethen, bro, fam, buddy boi, or whoever you are, ilysm ty and may god bless your soul and may you dream of harambe you normie ass. But, really. Thank you. My favorite game and it's all thanks to your hard work. My friend. My savior. My waifu. My lifefu. cri
I have osteoporosis and harlequin ichosis because of this game, but it was worth it. To listen to the truly masterful music was a feeling of pure ecstasy. The graphics are unexplainably beautiful. I'm crying right now because the amazingness of this game.
Good game, like the music, the meme and the overall aspect of this challenging game. U might be saying it's hard but if it would be too easy. What's cool is that dat boi gets glasses/his hat/more every 10 meters. This game's lit.
Before playing this game, I wasted my days smonking the weeds, and I had a crippling depression. However, this game was life changing. My osteoperosis was gone and I no long want to do the suicide. 10/9.
This game is the best thing happened to me since a very long time, from my early childhood it was my dream to become an artist. As I grew up I stopped doing what I loved. When I installed this game it inspired me to go after my dream. I am happy again.
Zoë Quinn could learn something about game design playing this. My depression is cured!
I feel like if you're gonna try and imortalize a meme by making a game out of it you have a responsibility to make the dankest of games. It's fun funny and entertaining don't get me wrong but the controls are cancerous and it should have other modes.
Before this game i didnt know what to do with my life. I felt meaningless and often thought about not getting out of bed. As a young child i wanted to be a famous unicycle, but was too meaningless to try. But when i discovered this, i took up my dream of unicycling. After a month of this game i was known around the world for unicycling. People were asking me, "what inspired you all these years?" and i told them my story, of all the times i had on this game and the last thing i said was , " Dat boi." thank you.
This philosophical game brings up so many questions. Are we memeing right? Are we truly shitposters we really are? This game placed me into a new perspective of things. The creator rivals the preconceived notions of philosophy and replaces it with dank memery. Bravo. Bravo.
It's a cool game recommended for people who want something to laugh. It's chill, but sorta hard to get to a mark, and when you get to a certain point you get glasses and/or a hat! My favorite!
Amazing! It is simply... Amazing. There could never be a better game. If only it was linked to Google Play Games tho, so I could "U wot m8" others.
After the new update, the game is TOO EASY. Also, I'd like the old music back or at least the option to switch between the tracks. Nevertheless, I like the gameplay additions and the FAQ tab.
Before this game I was infected with the boredom of life... I couldn't stand living another plain day; I would try to kill myself. My family had been seperated all throughout the world, I lost my sister, the only person I could count on, to cancer. I was stricken with crippling depression and I lost all colors my eyes could perceive. Now with this game I am fueled with newfound happiness... Color returned to my life... Thank you Game Devs
The game is amazing, but however when dat boi gets his accessories (hat, joint n stuff) the balancing suddenly gets VERY hard and even if I'm up all right, there is no control. It's a fun game otherwise.
Needs more milestone markers Enjoyed the first three (the shades, the fedora, the blunt) but it'd be cool to have another addition every so often. Maybe the 80 then the 150 then 200 so on and so forth Fun game tho Dank music helps honestly
I love this dank meme! But it would be better if there was an option to remove effects because it can make some devices lag. Anyways, great game!!
AWESOME. but needs one thing I realized clicking doesnt effect leaning after some clicks randomly which is a bad thing. Please fix this.
Amazing soundtrack. Amazing gameplay. Amazing MEMES. High score so far: 37.11 there are a couple of ads but that's okay the creator needs money and they are short (you can skip them)
deepest and arguably most influential game of the century. I played this game even more than I played ur mum last night.
This app is the most amazing app I have ever played. If i could only bring one thing to a deserted island, it would be this game
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At first glance, this game seemed like a joke. When you actually play the game, you find out that it is no ordinary game. The creator of the game used their wisdom to develope a game that has the player use their knowledge in perfect balance, physics, aerodynamics, etc. to control. The assist people in their journey to finding perfect harmony and balance in everything in life. Well done, you have created a revolutionary game, capable of saving humanity from the horrible state it is in right now. You have well earned my 5 stars.