Math Is Stupid

Okay, listen. Math Is Stupid is the most fun you're going to have today. I know, you're saying, "Hold on, math? That's boring. And actually, I have a lot of fun things planned for later and…” Okay, I don’t care, just listen.

Math Is Stupid is about Richard Nixon sending his arch enemy, Deep Throat, on a crazy cosmic mission to save the everybody ever by solving math equations that keep the fabric of space time intact. The controls are easy. The math is easy but ramps up real quick. You’re flying through space on a purple surfboard and there are cool space effects that I couldn’t figure out how to do myself, but I bought them off a guy on the internet for twenty dollars I think.

It’s free. I’m playing it right now, why aren’t you?