Running With Scissors

To all you little sad "gamers" who think they're the best because they play Dark Souls or other garbage like that, stop it. You're not a gamer until you've played this. Running with Scissors is a AAA game that has real as life graphics and the best controls in any video game ever released. The difficulty makes Dark Souls look like a Nickelodeon flash game. This game should win awards, but just because it's not made by a professional means that nobody likes it. Before you ever call yourself a gamer again, play this.

Hilarious!

This game is a warm apple pie. Traditional yet with an older touch. You don't know what to expect when you break open its crust and dig into the middle. The more you explore and experience, the greater it becomes. It's tasty and fresh. Most importantly it feels amazing when your sit it on your lap upside down.

All the time load and crush plus even on quad core lags for no reason please fix and I will rate higher. But for now its a repeative game with lots of bugs so sorry but not going to play unless everything gets fixed and you add more stuff to the game.

So much fun! :D

Lol

11/10 would download again

It is fun

Gayyyyy

No in-app purchases, no energy bar, no bullcrap. Great game, very in-depth.

Running! Pants-Trouble-Man! Hilarious bloody skidmarks! Amazing. Minus half a point for needing more luscious chest hair.

The next flappy bird..

XD that guy.

Lol

This app has a great replay value! The graphics remind me of your flash program in high school, poemdexter. Good job!

This game is a warm apple pie. Traditional yet with an older touch. You don't know what to expect when you break open its crust and dig into the middle. The more you explore and experience, the greater it becomes. It's tasty and fresh. Most importantly it feels amazing when your sit it on your lap upside down.

I feel like I touched the face of the Universe, and it gave me scissors.

Old school fun. Great hand and eye coordination game.

When I saw that this game had a "Content Rating" of "Low Maturity" I knew it was the game for me. Exciting fun from start to finish, a gripping tale of why one should never, as they say, Run With Scissors.

Running with scissors has allowed me to transcend this existence to a higher plane. I have achieved nirvana by reaching a high score of 40. Thank you poemdexter, I now know peace.

All the time load and crush plus even on quad core lags for no reason please fix and I will rate higher. But for now its a repeative game with lots of bugs so sorry but not going to play unless everything gets fixed and you add more stuff to the game.

Gets boring

Ghostbusters games

Great game, lags a little when closing out, but I am blaming the old phone for that. Love the game, proud of poemdexter, can't wait for more.

My kids made fun of this game when they saw it and then wouldn't stop playing it.

Forget Dark Souls 2. Forget Titan Fall. THIS, right here, is The Game of the Year 2014. But more then that, its The Game of the Year, every year. Combining high definition retina graphics, with some of the most fluid, and innovative controls yet, Running With Scissors will change the way you look at, and play video games. poemdexter has done an amazing job showing us what we in the industry have been doing wrong. We're not taking chances. Running With Scissors is setting new industry standards.

Violence! I love it even though im a girl

Good stuff mate!

"The new Flappy Bird" - Roger Ebert

So much fun! :D

Amazing, so good, challenging, can't be beat!!!!!!!! 10/10 A+++

The next flappy bird..

Best Game ever.please make more

I play this exclusively on the toilet and it is fun.

More fun than Flappy Bird and MethRacer combined.

Cool

Hilarious!

10 outta 10

Coo

This game is turning into a major time suck. It's awesome and fulfills my fantasy of being able to run with sharp objects and then hit reset when I die.