Derpy Ninja for Android
The most groundbreaking "game" on the Android platform!
4K resolution graphics and effects will melt your eyes
Hyper realistic physics and ammazingly designed UI will cramp your fingers with joy
Procedural, emergent gameplay, will obliterate your mind and leave you wanting more
No IAP, Ads, or up front cost will make your wallet do a backflip, Derpy Ninja is COMPLETELY FREE TO PLAY
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Best graphics I've seen... Ever... Not even the best developers can match the skill that it took to make this beautiful, finished product.
It is very glitchy. And all it does is let a ninja float half a foot off the ground and squirms. I think it needs more work to it. Sorry
You cant do anything
its OK but does need improving
So this game is cool and funny!
It is very glitchy. And all it does is let a ninja float half a foot off the ground and squirms. I think it needs more work to it. Sorry
It won't let take him of the ground. Instead it just extended it body .
Much doge very gd
This game Sucks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game sucks
You cant do anything
So funny!
When I lift the ninja it moves the cannon ball around to so I can't do anything this game is a pile of crap
It sucks don't get it
Incomplete
Completely Amazing
its OK but does need improving
Not bad
Fun Fun Fun Fun
Worst
It funny
F*** you I hated that game sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dume
Worst game ever>:(
You drag stuff around.But the ragdoll doesn't even come off the grass! It just glitches and stretches and the ball falls off the grass into the Infinity Void. Then it resets. The only stuff there is in this game: Doge Box, 2 Fires, 2 Trees, Ball, Ragdoll, Grass, & the words: DERPY NINJA. If this was something like Garry's Mod then I would rate this ★★★★★. But ★★★ for what it is now. Best of luck. ;D
You move the ball to control the ragdoll. But it doesn't even come off the grass! It just glitches and stretches and the ball falls off the grass into the Infinity Void. Then it resets. The only stuff there is in this game: Doge Box, 2 Fires, 2 Trees, Ball, Ragdoll, Grass, & the words: DERPY NINJA. If this was something like Garry's Mod then I would rate this ★★★★★. But ★★★ for what it is now. Best of luck. ;D
This wonderful app surely saved my family. My husband and I were fighting and the kids were feeling the effects. Divorce was a very real possibility. We were all on our last tether when one night I stumbled across this app as if a gift from God. It was as if my husband and I finally had something to bond over again. We were both filled with tears because of this and when we looked into each other's eyes we knew this wasn't the end. Ever since we have been madly in love once more. Thank you, God bless you.
Best graphics I've seen... Ever... Not even the best developers can match the skill that it took to make this beautiful, finished product.
I almost died from malnutrition from forgetting to eat because I was too busy playing this game.
It seems like they didn't finish the game. No options just hold a rag doll near a box some trees and a fire. No explanation either. Definitely needs a tutorial if there is more to do. Watch the video and that's all u need to see. Nothing like clumsy ninja for those looking for an android version.
I've been playing for 5 straight minutes. I can't stop!
Millennials might not like this game, its not super easy like modern games. If you've ever been to one of those ancient video game history places with games like Commando, thats more what this is like. Don't give things low ratings just because you are impatient! I spent all day trying to hone my skills to get derpy over the doggy block, but once I did, it was the most rewarding thing I have done on my phone in a long long time.
Best graphics I've seen... Ever... Not even the best developers can match the skill that it took to make this beautiful, finished product.
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Finally, a game that doesn't ask for crazy permissions. I wish there was more doge though.
Really could use some more things to do but does anyone know how to get clumsy ninja for android? 5 stars if u add more things to it.
I spent about a hour trying to figure out how to play this game. Please put a how to play button somewhere. I will put 5 stars if you do.
Game is fun... That is if you love just seing the ninja and the coconut move in unison... Very doge... Very sux...
For five stars, please add more fire. Maybe in balloon form.
wud be goodr if pink ninja and 2 doge blok
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It was stuck in the corner and I couldn't get it out even if I dragged it to the opposite side of the screen. I would recommend you not to download this game, because it seriously sucks. I gave you advice, so you better follow it. *Sigh*, sorry for being mean and download it to see if you like the game. Now I need to go smack myself and think about what I have done.#SORRY!!!!!