SimpleWheels for Android
After nearly a decade of development, SimpleWheels is finally available, exclusively on Google Play. Here are some of the great reviews we made up for this product page:
"Riveting suspense combined with brain crushing engineering equals SimpleWheels."
-JonBonJelly449
"By far the best wheel building game I've ever played."
-fakereviewperson123
"It's awesome!"
-reviewsforsale919
"Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes after ... wards"
-Rebecca Black in "Friday"
This is a joke. People rating it 5 stars are joking. Don't waste your time on this app or any of their other games. I used to be a fan of the simple games but the sheer stupidity of this has me convinced to never give these guys another dime.
214 people (right now) were paid to give 5 stars.
This game is such a letdown! I was expecting it to be good like the other games in the simple series! THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!!! DO NOT GET!
This is a joke(literally). The app was last updated on March 29 and look at the reviews one is made by "fakereviewperson123"
Never heard of these other games, but after playing this..I def ain't wasting my time on em.
It's just a bad game I expected more from this game make it better I'll make it a better review and did you really pay people to rate this game 5 star that's sad coming from the people who made two other awesome and good games I'm disappointed
Did not come with instructions. And now I can't use my toilet. Worst 7 and a half hours I've ever spent.
I downloaded this game thinking it might be pretty good. The ONE level it has can be beaten with two bombs. There is one paragraph of storytelling, despite reviews saying it's better than bioshock. It's apparent that the most development time went into making the links to the other 'Simple' games, all of which are thousands of times more enjoyable and have far more content. Please remove the fake reviews or add '(WIP)' to the title.
The game is best. The game is perfect. The April fools joke is real.
I read the reviews which at the time I assu ed to be fake, but downloaded the game anyways because I had already played the other "simple" line of games. While I was playing, my house burned to the ground and I didn't notice until I went to charge my tablet and found the cable to be melted. Love the game. P.s. Does anyone have a couch I can crash on?
But developers definitely deserve real ones for SR and SP this seems to be a joke
I find the expletives offensive when you don't meet the games standards. Your wheel sucks, I hope you weren't proud of this wheel, it is kind of off putting and I am not fond of being berated by the game. Not to mention all the positive reviews are fake.
I just passed the only objective in 10 minutes and now I'm uninstalling. Not fun at all
I mean, SimpleRockets was meh, and people said that SimplePlanes was revolutionary... But this, this just blows it out of the water! Jundroo LLC have, once again, released a blockbuster title with yet another amazing, yet simple to learn concept, made only better by the massive selection of parts and, of course, the hyper realistic wheels!!! On my first attempt I beat the game! Now if you can actually find a game with the 'Simple' prefix that is easier, you have witnessed an act of God!
If i could i would rate this 0 stars. Download if u want to lose brain cells cause of bourdom
I got over 10,000 ft but decided to end the game. It would've. Kept going, there was no resistance to stop it.
At first I was thinking, "anybody with half a brain can make a wheel". Now I see it takes more than that. My mind was going bananas trying to make a wheel!
This game is simple and fun. I have made my ball of bombs go 545 ft!!!
When I got the email telling me this game came out, I almost fell out of my chair. Jundroo makes beautiful games and every one is perfect. This is amazing. It has the same build mode as simpleplanes with same creativity. I highly recommend this game.
Flawless addition to the Simple Franchise. Take the physics engine of simple physics and add the excitement of simple planes and simple rockets and you have this masterpiece of software design. I was tempted to take a star away due the difficulty curve and the overwhelming number of levels that you can play, but I simply cannot fault this wonderful game. Too bad it is an android only release at this time, iOS users don't know what they are missing out on!!
I admit, the opening act was a little lacking, however as the story progressed, I couldn't hold back on a squeal of joy. What an excellent plot! What an inspiring cast of characters! This game really sells it with uplifting lines like "Your wheel is acceptable". 10/10 would wheel again.
Now game can ever match what this game has to offer. I've played simple planes and this is about a million times more revolutionary and life changing. Right now I'm even thinking about removing my brain, putting a hat on it, and then turn it into a wheel. I will never look at wheels the same way. My life is forever changed.
By far one of my favorite games of all time. The plot is simple and structured, and the mechanics work flawlessly. Success is brought about with a recognizable sound that harkens back to the days of SimplePlanes... But this game is so much more. The next step in gaming. The next step in life. The next step in existence. SimpleWheels.
My life is complete. Got 103ft. Will be sharing with all my family, friends, people on the street, people on Twitter/the internet/universe
I mean, SimpleRockets was meh, and people said that SimplePlanes was revolutionary... But this, this just blows it out of the water! Jundroo LLC have, once again, released a blockbuster title with yet another amazing, yet simple to learn concept, made only better by the massive selection of parts and, of course, the hyper realistic wheels!!! On my first attempt I beat the game! Now if you can actually find a game with the 'Simple' prefix that is easier, you have witnessed an act of God!
This game has changed my life. I knew I was not enriching my life far enough and now i feel fulfilled, thank you so much.
Got brain. Put on hat. Attached bomb behind it. Went 77 ft. 12/10 would play for rest of life. Edit: Replaced bomb with four bombs. Went 294 ft. 13/10 would add more bombs. Edit#2: completely encased brain and hat with bombs. Went 4 ft. Retry, went 200 ft. Retry, went backwards. Retry, went 504 ft. 23/10, 2015 game of the year.
My entire life has completely spun around. This one app helped me realize my life isn't rolling in the right direction... But now I know how to create the perfect wheel, I just feel, accomplished. I plan on patenting my new take on the wheel, I'll be sure to give the devs a nice cut, after all they are my one and only true inspiration.
I haven't had this much fun since I tried to draw boobs on an etch a sketch. Now get back to work on the Simple Rockets update. If I don't have heat shields soon I'm gonna have a stroke!
I don't think the developers can top SR! The Simple Planes and this is just to fiddly and akward to use :/ and for some reason they make it incompatible with stylus pens...why!? Still giving 5 stars because I got some giggles from it and that's what it should be, entertaining!
I've played for 6 hours straight! Had to stop because I got really hungry.
When I got the email telling me this game came out, I almost fell out of my chair. Jundroo makes beautiful games and every one is perfect. This is amazing. It has the same build mode as simpleplanes with same creativity. I highly recommend this game.
I'm not afraid to say it. The riveting, edge-of-your-seat gameplay is truly amazing. That combined with the education this game provides is simply outstanding.
Great game and I love all the simple games, good work guys really easy to kill a few hours with this!! Sweet.
I saw this and thought "its simpleplanes with cars holy sh**". And it was this ridiculous little game. Which kept me surprisingly busy for a long time.
I'm just rating it for the fake reviews and sense of humor. But knowing all the other simple(x) games, I'm sure it's great.
I arranged things in a certain way and the brain shoots out like it was ejected from a cannon.the lowest I have had is 2000
I like the game but it's too easy compared with the other games.
Who'd have thought that making a wheel that rolls could be so challenging? I taught all the neighborhood kids how to build their own wheels using this as a guide. Next lessons: making fire, and slicing bread.
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This is an epic edition to the series, MLG's next big thing. P.s. I've not been paid to write this.