About Dog Poo
Your lawn is nicely kept, and fenced off from the miserable man next door. However, a hole has appeared in the fence and his dog has got in to your garden! I have no idea what he has been feeding the dog, but he has tummy trouble all over your beautiful garden.
Using your shovel, you start to fling the mess back in to your neighbours' garden. Misery guts has spotted this, put on his boots and rushed out in his bright red longjohns to inconsiderately throw it back in to your garden.
You have 60 seconds to get as much in his garden as you can.
by T####:
It suits my childish sense of humor.