Samurai Sint

Save black Pete from Samurai Sint!

Samurai Sint is an entertaining samurai game combined with the provincial coziness of the 'traditional' St. Nicolas (Sinterklaas) celebration. In 16 game levels your samurai skills will be tested, and along the way you'll be surprised by 'humorous', politically incorrect jokes and animations. Always wanted to know what St. Nicolas is really about? Find out and experience St. Nicolas up close and (too) personal.



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Freely kidnapping and beating up children, enslaving people and abusing them while simply enjoying the pleasures of life? Well, meet St. Nicolas, a former Christian bishop whose life has been celebrated for centuries. Though he is considered to be a philanthropist, activists claim that if you truly look at his actions today, you will see that he is definitely not Mr. nice guy but actually a lowlife pedophile racist.

The United Nations, court, as well as Ordinary Joe and Plain Jane are expressing their opinion for it is inhumane to enslave young, rich -jewellery wearing- men to help him with 'all' of his needs (*wink wink*).

What the real problem is? Well, it is not St. Nicolas' love for abducting and 'cuddling' very young children, nor for enslaving and exploiting people, not to mention their working hours and conditions, i.e., getting stuck in narrow chimneys. All these things are just fine. The real problem is the colour of the enslaved men and their uniforms!

The following argument was made: St. Nicolas' slaves are forced to climb up and down the chimney all day. This leaves black soot on their faces. It makes these slaves resemble enslaved black people from the former century, which is distasteful and offensive.

A modern employer should know that his slaves are the identity card of his business. Therefore St Nicolas & Co. needs a new company logo, new dress code and a new colour. We'll let the the big shot, the pedophile slave owner St. Nicolas, off the hook and simply go after his peasants. Let's cancel the black Petes and make sure we're no longer confronted with an appearance which could remind us of black slaves labouring.

A leaked UN legislation which proposed that St. Nicolas will be responsible for putting colourful soot in all chimneys caused quite a stir: Given the current working conditions, it is most likely that the rainbow Petes' situation will deteriorate with respect to the black Petes. On the positive side though: than it is at least not a racial thing.

Want to find out if St. Nicolas and black Pete are really that rotten? Find out and play Samurai Sint! Enjoy!

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