Square World GOLD

Do you have way too much money? No idea what to do with it?

We assume we know how tough that can be, and we're here to help you with a solution.

Introducing Square World GOLD Edition! The game built with no expense spared. And many unnecessary expenses added.

A hand crafted game, programmed using our custom built keyboards and mice. The keyboards used have a solid gold base, and pure dinosaur bones for the keys. The mice have a platinum shell and a solid diamond scroll wheel.

We used rare lines of code found only in the depths of the Amazon Rainforest, and the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Also, we directly caused the extinction of several endangered species just to add this sentence to the description.

FEATURES:
- Rare. Only a specific number of this edition will be sold. The number is dependant on how many people purchase it.
- All characters unlocked, and made of solid gold.
- All levels unlocked, as well as an exclusive rare level that is impossible to play or even see.
- Awesome music made by banging actual moon rocks together.
- Ability to shove how awesome and rich you are in your stupid poor friends faces.