About Squirt the Celebrity
☆★☆ SQUIRT THE CELEBRITY ☆★☆
Bums Will Rise. Stars Will Fall. Install this epic satire comedy adventure game FREE on Google Play!
★ "The most hysterical game I've every played! Never did I think I would throw a paint at 'Lindsay Lowhand', shoot paint balls at 'Miley Vyrus' or throw poop at Kanye." - Jeff Manning
★ "Can't tell if its an action, adventure, simulation, shooter, or all around satire spoof comedy but we effin' love it!" - Ben Dover and Pat McCrotch
★ "Who thinks of this stuff? Ethan 'Hawk' as a hawk, like flying around on the screen? What kind of drugs were you guys on? Anyway, my kid loves it." - Angel Simpson
★ "You got the whole crew addicted! Whoever has the worst score has to clean out all the trucks at the end of the day." - West Side Movers
☆★☆ THE CELEBRITIES ARE COMING! ☆★☆
Waves of celebrities are trying to take you down before you squirt them, splat them, take their picture, or throw a shoe at them. Each wave gets harder, so get your trigger finger ready for non-stop action.
✔ Kanye West
✔ Miley Cyrus
✔ Justin Bieber
✔ Kim Kardashian (aka The Hobbit)
✔ Leonardo DiCaprio
✔ Taylor Swift
✔ Lindsay Lohan
✔ Ethan "Hawk"
✔ Jennifer Lopez
☆★☆ SIMPLE 'PICK-UP AND GO' GAMEPLAY ☆★☆
Its Simple! Tap to shoot, and hit the grenade button to throw your secondary weapon. Each celebrity you defeat earns you coins, health, and ammo. Use coins to unlock new levels, upgrade your player character, and buy new weapons.
Its not all gossip and entertainment! Step in the shoes of the D-Lister, Paparazzi, Journalists, Bloggers, Bums, and more! Hours of unlocks, fun gameplay, and online competition await. Funny music, hilarious characters, all free to play!
Over 10 different weapons including tomatoes, shoes, paint buckets, fart bombs, cats, poop, etc. Use the level to your advantage as you can fight celebrities in the desert, classroom, red carpet, and even hell.
☆★☆ ACHIEVEMENTS & RANKINGS & LEADERBOARDS (OH MY) ☆★☆
Compete online via Google Play Games to see how you stack up against your friends and the public. Unlock 20 hilarious achievements like "Im'ma Let You Finish" for not letting Taylor Swift past Kanye, "The Defarted" for taking down Leonardo DiCaprio, and "Editor In Queef" for making it from bum to blogger to paparazzi to journalist. Live online multi-play is coming soon!
☆★☆ WE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU ☆★☆
Check out www.squirtthecelebrity.com, e-mail us at gravybabymedia@gmail.com, or post on our fb wall at www.facebook.com/squirtthecelebrity. Check out all our apps on Google Play at http://goo.gl/Vs8WDq and visit our website at http://goo.gl/0RCQ35.
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This game is a spoof/satire of public figures and celebrities. Please send any legal notices to gravybabymedia@gmail.com.
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