Sloppy Turd

Our tale begins with the flush of a toilet. That satisfying sound commences the tale of a fresh poo and his quest to make it through a sewer without losing his sense of self.

This is a riff off the popular game, Flappy Bird, with similar gameplay. The difference is that it has Realistic Poo Physics and the most satisfying flatulence sounds you'll ever hear outside of a spicy foods restaurant. Also if you do well enough, you may even unlock a second Poo Mode!

My high score is 56. Can you beat it?