Fecal Avoidance

For some unknown cosmic reason, piles of poo with feet and eyes, known as "poo-mans" are looking to take down your house. You and 3 of your roommates, who look exactly like you and wear the same clothes, must pick up baseball bats to prevent the market devaluation and inevitable rise in homeowners insurance premiums to repair the damage the oncoming poo-mans will cause to your domicile. For this reason alone, you must stop them at all costs.