Asshat's 8-Ball Lite

Ask your 8-ball a "Yes or No" question and give'er a shake. The answers you will receive are cynical, rude and downright outrageous. Turn on voting to preview candidate answers and vote for your favorites. This will help us to improve future versions. Add your own custom answers to give it some extra spice. Submit your custom answers to us and they may be included in a future version. Have fun and prepare to have your ass handed to you!