Fins of Fury

Old school arcade shoot 'em up, but with fish! Swim around the ocean shooting lasers at other fish for no other reason than because they are there! Blast fireballs underwater somehow! Drop "bombs" and blow up enemy bases! Collect coins and head to FishMart where you can buy an entire assortment of weapons you can use to kill other fish with! Travel through 9 different levels of polluted water following a story that you don't care about because you're too busy shooting stuff! Did I mention you're a fish?

• 7 different weapons you can use
• 9 different levels and bosses to blast through
• Little mini-fish that follow you around and shoot with you
• Extra-challenging difficulty, just like the 80s used to make
• No fish in a barrel jokes

=====Not-at-all satirical customer reviews!=====

"If you want a game where fish with pilgrim hats set fire to other fish, then this is the game for you! Also, what's the deal with your taste in games?" - Salmon Rushdie

"Game fun!" - Timmy, age 3

"I don't get it, why can't I slide candy around?" - your mom