Bootlegged Reindeer

How To Play
Tap and Press for flight, release to drop.

Avoid ice pillars and coal people, or they will slow you down as you try to escape the raging fire wall.

Watch out for Sinta Plaus and his Coal Cannon!


Description
Fly! Drop! Squeeze through icey pillars, avoid or knock out coal people, all while escaping the holiday wrath of Sinta Plaus and his raging, inferno wall. Are you a bad enough snow/reindeer/derpwhatever thing?


STORY:
Half Snowman, Half Reindeer, ALL DERP. Reinderp was part of a clandestine project involving cheaper alternatives for delivering gifts to the children of the world. During the experiment, everything went wrong, and Reinderp escaped into the night.

Enter Sinta Plaus, jolly red's evil counterpart, tasked with delivering coal to all the naughty children of the world, via a cannon he carries bare armed. A troll green with envy for Jolly Red's fame and status, he skipped leg day and became ripped enough to rip-off Jolly Red's skit by hiring goblins to play as elves, for minimum wage. Upon finding out of the reinderp's escape, he set out into the night, high on fury and in a hurry. "You better watch out," he said, "Sinta Plaus is pummeling you down!"

"MwuHwuHaHarHarHa!"

Will Reinderp be able to escape Sinta Plaus?

GAME:
Tap and hold to get Reinderp navigating his way around frozen pillars as he tries to get as far as possible from a wall of inferno.