Crush Your Enemies!

I usually speed read through storylines unless theyre really good. Can tell these devs are having fun. The games great, the humor makes it even better. Great job guys ..*edit*.. added the 5th star for teaching an american to google "guttersnipe" rofl, the cutscenes are just as fun as the game. I want morgan freeman to narrarate my life story, and devs to be the writers

Unable to get past the tutorial.. I'm trying to find a new game and unfortunately this one doesn't let me move my troops.. uninstalling

I paid for the premium version just to see if it's what it was cracked up to be, and I regret it. It's smooth, and decently made, but it doesn't deliver everything promised. It's also not worth $5.49 in any way. You're just paying to remove all of the ads, while it promises so much cool gameplay.

Ugly ingame graphic with tiny texts and lazy animations fight scene. Uninstalled after the second battle. Got zoom?

Somehow the gameplay graphics get broken and it's impossible to play :/ the game it's really awesome but I couldn't keep playing because if that glitch :(

The game is by far one the best rts games for mobile hands down. Although, you could add in a feature to save games and load them to play for duel. Its still great anyways

I love the kind of pixelated graphics of the game. My fav kind of graphics in games like in Pewdiepie's games or Desert Stormfront.

Great game addicting fun funny all around great game and great time killer keep crushing it guys hoping for some updates

It doesn't let you make new guys to fight with there's no tutorial don't get this game it's a waste of time!!!!

Very fun and I love the art style of the game just it needs more is all.

Great game but please make the free version more...

in the swam field there is bug

Fun to play, and great graphics.

Fantastic game

Games is a great RTS however; alot of game just looks the same. We have the same border around every battle and all the townslevel icons look the same on the campaign map. Detail is everything especially when your dealing with a barebones RTS.

Amazeballs of a work, jolly little thing with snickerdoodle dialogue and tight chaps mechanics. "Mmmyes" methought as I tititllated my jellyboat "a craft like this is surely worth 3 maybe even 4 of my rockhard maple syrup Canadia loonies". As I assumed payment position #3.99$ my jellyballs responsible for visual perception erected in preposterity! "Honkey dickle!" I exclamed " a blimey 8 freaking canada bucks! No amount of hobbit porn is worth that much". Think of all the hookers one could feed with that.

I think I found a bug with the Dummy Simpleton or something like that. If you have one capture a tile and there's an enemy tile next to it with no connections with enemies, the tile will consider the Dummy to be an ally. I had to capture all tiles, and the tile with the dummy on it was luckily destroyed by the enemy, ticking that box LOL. Please fix this bug, maybe make the dummies unique to each team. Perhaps make the generian dummy a ninny with a wig?

The game itself is solid, nice graphics, gameplay and fun factor, still... i dont feel comfortable paying $6 USD for a mobile game... so I'm staying with the free version until there is a sale price or hopefully humble bundle

The game is good, I actually liked it. Then I lost all progress when I was finishing the game. I wrote an email about it to the developers and they didn't even answer me. That is not the way to go, sorry.

It is fun to play it XD, But the font for me is a little bit tiny to read..

Full version free=5 stars!!!

I hope devs make one more option like fight with AI skirmish mode like warcraft...no need to put the storyline..its easy for player to practice

Great Game, I even bought the full version as I really think it deserves it! Looking forward to New updates and hope game will have more downloads (through commercial for example)

i wish it will be fixed in next update

Awesome game! Beautiful graphics, simple, yet competitive gameplay, great and funny storyline! No more words, just go on and Crush Your Enemies!!!

OK, the game itself is amazing, it's like turn-based but without the turns and mixed with real time, but why did you have to add a full version? I mean if the full version was a little cheaper then I would buy it but it's 6 dollars. I know that's not a lot but this is an rts, not a story based game that has hundreds of hours of gameplay. As amazing the game is, it's not worth 6 dollars

Great stratigic game fun for all ages but the cutcenes have cuss words so plz get rid of that also plz make mote lvls and i have alot of fun so yah keep up the good work

Are you THE MAN TO HANDLE THIS HARDCORE RTS PLAY IT NOW!!!!!!*STABING THE KING IN THE HEART AND BLEEDING ALOT*

Lots of great humor and strategy hard and amazing love it! Only problem is the way how fast every thing is

Gameplay is fun but I bought this game to play the local multiplayer on the Nvidia SHIELD TV gen 2 and it doesn't work properly. After the first player finishes choosing their items, the both players are unable to do anything. Using the gen 2 controller and the Nexus Player controller.

All around a very good game... I wish the UI and the buttons were a bit bigger though.

Good game , good concept & design, and good humor too. Maybe better in bigger screen phone or tab. Cheers for the developers

Great strategy game with good mechanics and rewards. Like it and bought the upgrade.

A solid strategy title that doesn't rely on Clash of Clans style persistent world/wait-for-the-upgrade game mechanics. Despite this being a new game I'm surprised multiplayer matches start so quickly! Oh, and give us a map editor! Other than that, gud jerb!

This game is has very good humor and is fun to play at the same time. The multiplayer works great and doesn't rely on waiting times for upgrades like in Clash of Clans for example. If you like strategy games and humor you should definitely try this one out. Surprised this only has 10K downloads (by the time I'm writing this review). I recommend this game!

I bought the game on steam on my pc and expected to play it on my phone, but it isn't possible. Is there a solution to this? Only wished to play this on the phone, and I am not going to buy this game two times...

Every time you finish a stage but don't get all three skulls, you're forced to watch a video, which is sometimes unskippable.

Amazing game (found it on the blankfeeds), good strategic game , unique , different than the main stream strategy games

Very fun

Really fun game