Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird
Free GameAbout Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird
In an attempt to cash in on the success of a certain hit game based around a bird that flaps, the developers at elad studios have tossed together this god-awful excuse for a game and have attempted to add some childish, toilet level humor to increase the appeal to people who are more likely to click on in-game advertising to generate money to feed our graphics design artist, who currently survives on mere morsels and bread crumbs found outside in the garbage bin at his local bakery.
Let’s be honest. There are a lot of similar clones on the app store, what defines this one? The answer is, nothing. Why should you download it? You shouldn't. Leave this page right now, and go and do something useful with your life. Whatever you do, don’t download this app.
However, if you do choose to download and accept the fact that your life is an abominable waste of resources, this poorly, undeveloped "game" offers the following "features" in turn for you wasting time and 10 megabytes of your data allowance:
- No originality: almost the exact same concept as other similar games
- Sounds and other resources that are close to breaking copyright laws
- Poorly optimized for all phones. Does it look funny on your screen? Yeah it’s meant to look like that it’s all part of the challenge.
- Next-gen fish that swim away from you!
- Hardware-pushing visuals that will blow your mind (but hopefully not your phone)
By playing this game you will experience the most euphoria possibly comprehensible to the human mind. We are not liable for any damage you cause to yourself or others around you when you realize you have just played the best game you will ever play in your entire life.
Let’s be honest. There are a lot of similar clones on the app store, what defines this one? The answer is, nothing. Why should you download it? You shouldn't. Leave this page right now, and go and do something useful with your life. Whatever you do, don’t download this app.
However, if you do choose to download and accept the fact that your life is an abominable waste of resources, this poorly, undeveloped "game" offers the following "features" in turn for you wasting time and 10 megabytes of your data allowance:
- No originality: almost the exact same concept as other similar games
- Sounds and other resources that are close to breaking copyright laws
- Poorly optimized for all phones. Does it look funny on your screen? Yeah it’s meant to look like that it’s all part of the challenge.
- Next-gen fish that swim away from you!
- Hardware-pushing visuals that will blow your mind (but hopefully not your phone)
By playing this game you will experience the most euphoria possibly comprehensible to the human mind. We are not liable for any damage you cause to yourself or others around you when you realize you have just played the best game you will ever play in your entire life.
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Android
4.0.3+
4.0.3+
Android game
Game History & Updates
What's Changed
Do you like spending imaginary money that benefits us at the same time? Great! We've added in a new store where you can pimp out your bird to style it just how you know you always wanted to, all in exchange for a bit of good ole' fashioned shiny coinage.
Unable to evade those pesky hunters? Keep bumping your pigeon head on things as you flap around aimlessly? Cheat and use one of three different power-ups to make the extra distance. Shh, it's OK, we won't tell.
Do you like spending imaginary money that benefits us at the same time? Great! We've added in a new store where you can pimp out your bird to style it just how you know you always wanted to, all in exchange for a bit of good ole' fashioned shiny coinage.
Unable to evade those pesky hunters? Keep bumping your pigeon head on things as you flap around aimlessly? Cheat and use one of three different power-ups to make the extra distance. Shh, it's OK, we won't tell.
Version update Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird was updated to version 1.3.8
Name changed Name changed! Crappy Bird now is known as Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird.
Version update Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird was updated to version 1.2.7
More downloads Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
What are users saying about Crappy Bird - Not Flappy Bird
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I cant get a high score but i do like crapping on everything. I'd recommend this game to anyone.
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10/10 would play again, wasted all of my birthday money on this.
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I can't believe I found this awesome game, better than flappy bird! :D
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This game is well worse than any other games and I know Im a youtuber that has a gaming channel. This is CRAPPY BIRD.
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awesome！I love this game!
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Hhhhhiiiiii
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r8 8/8 m8
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Yeh bru, sometimes I bin playing dis when I'm in a lecture and stuff you know? Its preet good, buts probs needs a backend server for high scores ey? I recommend brainfuck - simple to use, very flexible and its super easy to learn. But den m8, if its 2 Mich hardness, then try whitespace. Here is pretty much all the code you need: . . . See? Pretty easy bru.
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It is good but weird get it but poops
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This game is well worse than any other games and I know Im a youtuber that has a gaming channel. This is CRAPPY BIRD.
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Hhhhhiiiiii
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Very distractive when u look at the poo dropping out his bum when it drops on peoples head. Lol
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Nice app description! ;)
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Hhhhhiiiiii
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Some bug fixes would be much appreciated as the gameplay can slow down and result in unavoidable failure. Other than this the game is great. The visuals are crisp and the pooping idea I'd hilarious not to mention the glass and electric wire mechanics.
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Would be nice to see where the building enter and exits are.. Not intuitive..but very fun!
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Needs more mlg
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Pure awesomeness. Good job
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I cant get a high score but i do like crapping on everything. I'd recommend this game to anyone.
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....... horrible
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10/10 would play again, wasted all of my birthday money on this.
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I can't believe I found this awesome game, better than flappy bird! :D
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r8 8/8 m8
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Great simple Flappy Birds mechanics without copying the game exactly. It's funny and fun to play!
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Crappy bird is the best flappy bird clone I've played. I personally dislake flappy bird but I am enjoying this a lot.
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you cant noscope in it but thats ok still good
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Excellent
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When he poops he farts
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This game is well worse than any other games and I know Im a youtuber that has a gaming channel. This is CRAPPY BIRD.
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This game rocks my socks!
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Waaayy better then Flappy Bird
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I'm terrible at it but its fun.
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Better than Flappy Birds. So fun
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Nice game
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I have warm feeling when I play crappy birds
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Yeh bru, sometimes I bin playing dis when I'm in a lecture and stuff you know? Its preet good, buts probs needs a backend server for high scores ey? I recommend brainfuck - simple to use, very flexible and its super easy to learn. But den m8, if its 2 Mich hardness, then try whitespace. Here is pretty much all the code you need: . . . See? Pretty easy bru.
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This game is a lot of fun and unique.