Rolando Land

Tap a moving face within 10 seconds to increment a counter, make the head shrink, and rest the timer. It doesn't deserve 5 stars, but it's not bad.

Hit detection blows harder than Katrina. 8/8

This game sucks

And whats with stupid reviews? Good game? 4.5 score , are u drunk or smoking weed idiots?

Take my money, please!

Thank you Rolandoland! Every time I click you face and I hear that sweet voice say ouch! I get shivers down my spine! Its like a drug, you just can't get enough, tap...oooh, tap tap...ooooh! I love it! Xxx

Do you have violent urges against this man? Don't repress them, this app will help you free you of them. :-P

This reminds me of the first time I tried sniffing paint thinners. It was the summer of '95... We met behind the dumpster and instantly fell for each other. His toothless smile left my mind in a fog and a permanent scar on my heart.

I find this game extremely offensive...the young gentleman portrayed is obviously aggressive or mildly upset with something that occurred at the time of the photo... yet....I just can't stop....even had a duvet set and matching shirt made in the background design....great background....strong background

Finally, a game that mixes the addictiveness of Flappy Bird with the Zen like calmness of Rolando's portrait. A true juxtaposition of the frantic nature of our modern lives and the yearning for calm that becomes in itself, frantic. And that background... Oh the majesty!

I've always wanted to know what true happiness felt like. I feel like up until now my life has been an unsatisfying empty void. But now I know what happiness is. Happiness is this game.

I have not been this excited since I have opened my dad's Playboy magazine the fist time when I was 5. Next level of excitement came when I found the Hustler magazine 5 minutes later. Then when my dad smuggled a poor quality German porn on VHS into the country from Austria I thought it cannot be better than this. After that the girls started to shave, you know, down there. Amazing! And now the age of fiber optics connection and readily available HD streaming content a decent man like me can truly believe he is in heaven on earth. But I did not realize what true happiness is until I installed this game. I am home. I have arrived. It took me to some amazing place I am in harmony with myself I see and love the entire world. I am at this magical place now and on my left Buddha on my right Jesus is playing Rolando Land and we are all waiting for you to join us in eternity.

I lost my job, my wife and my children by spending too much time on this game but looking back I wouldn't change a thing. This game is my l life now and it is my greatest wish to touch that face, that sweet face in real life.

The way the primary characters face moves around the screen has the grace of a Gazelle and the beauty of a Panther. Valve should hire this team to do all their physics.

I installed this app while waiting for my plane at the airport, and I just can't. put. it. down. I'm now playing it at 33 000 feet, somewhere over St. Louis and it's just an incredible adventure. I don't think anything in my future will come close to the level of sheer elegance, quality, and delightfulness that this game has. The only thing that would make this game a millions times better is if it worked on iOS too.

I lose my jub my wief cos this game but it so goo.d Crnot stop plauong

After playing for 12.9 seconds I had a mild epileptic attack. Fortunately I can now wear all my awesome hats again because my head shrunk by 9.7mm as a result. Yay for Rolando land.

Simple...Elegant...Brilliant.

Ermahgerd. Erv erlweyz werntd an gam liek dis. Thnknzg

Nothing beats bashing on a man's face for tension relief!!!

Im sorry my love, I should never have left you. I just didnt understand before but after playing I can see clearly now...we were meant to touch Rolands face together forever.

This game changed my life. I used to be a nobody but now when I show people how good I am at this game, they worship me. Thank you. 4 stars for now. Will give 5 stars when you fix the bug that causes Roland to bite your finger after 50 taps.

I have travelled to many places and seen many things. But never in my life have I encountered such a marvel such as this. My life is forever changed and for the better. All I need from now on is my phone, a charger and Rolando land.

I feel every tap

I've been playing this for days now even though it's only been out for one. And it's even cat friendly!!