Become President

You want to Become President. You can!
Welcome to the bizarro world of politics.
In this exciting game you will have to run from pesky FBI Agents and nosy Reporters while simultaneously trying to manage incoming emails, texts and documents. You have to decide which ones to respond "Yes" "No" or if it's incriminating "DELETE!" Make sure you respond or delete the emails before they fall into the hands of the citizens. It is VERY important that the citizens are kept in the dark about everything that is going on!
To Become President you will need a LOT of money. Luckily there is no shortage of Lobbyists trying to buy your vote! If it sounds like bribery, you need to stop thinking like a honest person and start thinking like a crooked politician. You are accepting "campaign contributions" and "speaking fees." So grab as much money as you can!
You will never be President if you don't have Reporters and FBI Agents protecting you. Make sure you buy as many Agents and Reporters as you can. Grab a bag of money and give it to a Reporter and you own him. Grab two bags of money and you can buy an FBI Agent.
Helpful Hints:
Hint #1: Stop thinking like a moral honest person. If you want to run for President, think like a crooked politician running for office.
Hint #2: You have to avoid the Reporter and the FBI Agent...until you have collected enough money to buy them. 1 bag buys a reporter, 2 bags buys an FBI Agent. Then they are on your side and help you Become President.

This game is for entertainment purposes only. None of the characters represent actual people or events. This game makes no claims to represent actual people or events. This game as well as all the characters, emails, messages and documents are all fictional. This is a game, the bizarro world of politics. There is no way actual politics would be this bizarre.
Enjoy.