Stump A Trump

STUMP-A-TRUMP: THE UNOFFICIAL DONALD TRUMP VIDEO GAME

"Like Whack-A-Mole, with Donald Trump"
- Adam Kovic, probably.

With fun, fast, and addictive gameplay, along with Trump-related trivia, and four game modes, you can live out the fantasy of most sane people.


THE STORY:
Donald Trump has somehow won the general election, and has become the President of the United States. You are part of a splinter of the Secret Service that aims to remove him from the White House. He has no shortage of terrible ideas, meaning the fate of the world depends on you...


WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

"As long as you're going to be whacking anyway, whack big, with Stump-A-Trump."

"It seems unfair to imagine throwing an orange, short-fingered baby out a window."

"Send the drumpf to the dump..f"

"He knows words, he has best words, - now own the best app to beat the words out of him."

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write a long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of app."


DISCLAIMER: None of these quotes are actual testamonials, just jokes. Half of them are parodies of actual Trump quotes.