Cow Hero

Summoned by the Valhalla, and armed with the Crimson Justice Cape (CJC), and a miraculous udder,
your mission is to save the enslaved humans from the Galactic Dwarf Federation!

• Experience the perfect handcrafted blend of flap and fall gameplay as proven by Real Doctors, and Real Scientists!

• Thrust your lifeless eyeballs toward a breathtaking, refreshing, vibrant artstyle!

• Fly through the evil Dwarf army's outstandingly tactical battle formations!

• Unlock new Heroes as you play! Each with their own unique style and feel!

• 14.8 MORE MB (MegaBodaciousness) than leading products!

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Flap your Flappy, Flappy, Flappy Cow through the ruins of the Dwarf-enslaved planet.
Flap through extreme, fortified, flappy Dwarf battle formations with a Flappy force of flapping, flapping, flap Heroes!