Goat Simulator

Worth your time and money. I mean, the 3D graphics are crappy af, but you get to throw people around, find easter eggs, blow up cars! The list is endless. This should be editors choice!!

This game is just pretty much in the middle for me. I purchased it in 2014. I didn't feel strongly enough about it to review it and I think that really sums this game up pretty well for me. I got some laughs out of it and was able to waste some time when I needed to. The price seems fair and I never felt buyers remorse. I never had any technical issues. But once the initial charm wore off I stopped playing and really haven't played more than maybe twice in 2 years. It looks like there has been some up keep by the developers, which is good. It's hard to recommend for a few chuckles...

It Sucks. EVERYTHING SUCKS. The only feature is a loading screen. Waste of time, money and the company should be deleted immediatley. My Final Rate: Negative Infintiy. And if you like this game you should hang youself.

I loved it, absolutely u betcha! One small problem. Recently a bug came out where Buck to School is glitched. It crashes when i try to play it. I cant even get back in! Plz fix it

I loved this game UNTIL the latest update where I can't even get to the loading screen. Keeps on crashing. Plz fix, I wouldn't care so much of the game were free, but it now feels like a waste of money because I can't play it.

My 5 yo loves it. She does not get to play alot of games as its very sad most parents slap a device infront of them. Bad parenting, but for the REAL parent this is a must have for the odd time you let your child play games.

I love this. I've always wanted a game where the devs dont patch bugs. Bugs are what makes a game funny and unique. Id rather play a game that has millions of bugs than a game that has none. Awesome job ppl 8) i dont get how 9000 people have the nerve to rate this 1*

Great game!! Its funny and interesting but I do feel like instead of having to buy the other packs like the zombie pack you just have to unlock them since we already paid!!! Its also a tad glitchey but it sorta makes it even funnier!!! Good job on making the game!!

What can I say about a game that simulates life as a malicious and clumsy goat? It's truly a one of a kind game, definitely worth the money, and time to play. Give it a go, and see for yourself.

best game ever!!! But can u add more levels plz? And in your future game u should make a horse sim just like this, but thats just my opion but still awesome game! And can u add more to the map areas and more quests thx. And for anyone thinking of getting the game i totally recemend u do ☺ oh and when u get a goat can u be able to customise it like make it a different color ?

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OMG I LOVED IT WHY IS IT SO GOOD SO FUN SO COOL I CANT STOP PLAYING I HAVE ALL THE GOUT SIMS NOW 5 STARS I WOULD GIVE IT A MILLION IF I COULD

Simple stupid fun....I love the hilarious and unusual open-ended sandbox style gameplay and the touch controls are easily the most intuitive I've experienced on the mobile platform. ****/5

LOVE IT goat sim is the best game i have ever played since the arcade motorcycle game aka digital irresponsible driving we're u make a wreck of every thing!

It gets a bit boring after a while, and I don't like when I accidentally clicked my home screen it messes up my current progress and makes me restart the game. Now it won't even let me onto the game, it lets me go to the town picker then leaves to my home screen, that's it.

I never get bored of this game it is so unrealistic it is funny. Definitely keeping this game

OMG is the funniest game ever like ever and plus you could fight Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get hit by cars not die find the castle will become Queen goat plus you can ride Ferris wheels and it's just amazing funny game with all the different goats and I would download at any time plus it's worth the $1 please get it I rate it 5 stars

This. Game. Is. The. Meaning. Of. Life. I love this game. Its really funny and fun. I love the bugs. That's the best part. And if you go into the city, there is this river this and if u go in it and keep going, there is this tunnel, and if u go in it, there is the mutant ninja turtles!

I complan about it not letting me load other modes and i oh most delted all my apps for to lodd some but love the rest.

Love the game had it for a while, but I want multiplayer please like you have on the consoles and PC i have this for Xbox 360 but its 2player split screen i would like this to be 4 players because its a great game for multiplayer

I know you good reivewiers like it im 9 years old i have it on xbox i cant download it here so i give it one star i like the game five stars but i cant download it, you 5 star reverers (sorry cant spell the word) your right but i cant download it so 1 star so dont say im being negitave, i gave reson,i made a pont,so plz dont get mad thank you :, (

It's a good game and I recommend downloading it that's all I have to say I've played it just yet because I haven't played in a long time okay so I recommend down bye

It was my dream to get goat simulator and now it's finally here you make my dream come true by making this game also can you add more UPDATES TO THE GAME because it well get soon

This game looks SOOOOO fun and I don't know why everyone is saying its boring can coffee stain studios please help me because I can't seem to get it to work

Ok there is currently a bug in The game where many of my friends including me are having a issue where it shuts off right when you try to play so I'm locked out of the game until you fix this please update it soon and get 5 stars

This game is one of the best games I have ever played. I have it on my xbox and its awesome but there aren't any updates (like the new people) but other than that its still awesome!!!

Not happy keep getting message unfortunately Goat Simulator has stopped working app won't start

You guys are awesome no ads no rip offs or anything.But can you guys make a cheetah one please (:0

Yeah I pretty much love this game cuz I get to run around head-butting people it's fun please download if you don't have it you got it you got by though

Coolest thing I have ever seen the app is so funny I was thinking that you could make more apps that are free??

Funny, addictive, and amazing! I love all these Goat Simulator games by Coffee Stain Studios. These are amazing! Keep it up!

This game is good, and it would be better if there was a map editor, so you could desighn, play, edit, and share levels. That would make the game a lot better!

I love this game he was totally worth it of 1999 $and somebody said if you like this go hang yourself and if you said that something wrong with your phone or iPad

The graphics are kind of bad because there's no shadows I do like the game though great job.

Can You Add new things like you did with the pc version i would love that sooooooooooooo much 100000 stars

Really liked this game until the new update came out for payday now this is all I see, goat simulater has stopped, goat simulater has stopped plz fix

Awesome game but.. PEOPLE STOP DROPPING A LIKE IF U LIKE IT CUZ IT TAKES LONGER TO DOWNLOAD IT TOOK 2 FREAKIN HOURS TO DOWNLOAD!!!

AWSOME! You can do anything! You can blow up cars, go ziplining, there are no ads, you can get blown into the sky by goinb on a whale, and many more! The best part of this game is that u dont need to pay for ANYTHING. All you have to do is fing trophies to get goats, and go on amazing quests, and throw a cheerleaader across the football field! I love how this game has teenage sarcasm at some parts, and its great! You can easily see lots of effort was put into this game. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS GAME. DOWNLOAD NOW!!!

I love the concept of this game, its too funny every time! But one thing that makes me down a little is that there's no multiplayer in this version. Plz put multiplayer so I can play with my sis and help her understand the game better, since she bought it too and thought it was silly!

This game is awesome, The devs that made this put a lot of hard work into making this game. Back off people that are eating it a one and don't have the heart to think about how long it took for the devs to make this.Also could you make a simulator like this but as a bird.☺