Child Birth Simulator

It says your lifestyle changes the baby but the dads R the only things that change it. Plus, how is having a monkey baby with a zookeeper realistic? Also could you ask Google play to make 0 stars a thing?

It knows its a joke and doesn't take itself seriously. Bonus points for the audio when the baby pops out. Not giving the player to choose who exactly the father of the child is also pretty much mimics human mating rituals, for most

Absolutely rubbish! If you want to make you game better, plz make sure that you can choose the dad and that the smoking, meds and exercise help make the child? Wish I could rate this game 0/5 instead of 1/5 stars.

What's with the hate? It is truly disappointing to see this many idiots bashing a true example of art. Not only has it tackled the controversial topic of birth, but it also tackled powerful religious figures (Satan [Christianity], Banker [Judaism], and Zoo Keeper [Zoolander 2], etc.) and even included the relatable topic of addiction(I appreciated the joke in which, if you max out alcoholism, and the father is the Zoo Keeper, your child is a monkey. If you are as brilliant as the creators and I, you would know this is an allusion to bestiality, a very topical subject in the current year.). This is without even mentioning the bold move they took by diverting from the mainstream and making the player wait 10 seconds instead of 5 to skip an add. Truly inspiring.

Can you do a thing so you can see the differen baby's you have seen and the dad who made it too

Funny to be sure, had me laughing quite a bit.

The wheel is the only thing that makes a difference

I got a crab girl and a punk baby...., that's weird,I never saw a crab girl and a punk baby and it SUCKS

This game is terrible and dumb and stupid. Do not play this game

I think it is a bit wrong and sick but funny and educational

The dad is the only thing that changes the baby.

This game is to much of a joke to even be funny...

This is just disturbing... Whats the point... Giving little kids nightmares??!!????????????????

"Realistic childbirth simulator" lol hahahaha love the game tho

Just choose daddy and all something but when I saw my baby is elephant! HAHAHA

Bit of fun but not a lot of options, gets old quickly. Feels like a school project

This game has nothing to it and I deleted it right away after I played it once

WOW weird baby's

Stupid do not play

Yah. Relly relistic! XD

It's kinda boring

Okay seems good. The control is that the lifestyle changes the daddy that changes the baby.

It was cool, I mean it was VERY weird but honestly it was pretty cool.

Hated it 0 stars

It's funny and that's the point, not supposed to be challenging or great gameplay

It's ok i guess it could be a bit better

U cant tap to push.ABNORMAL

Why just why

Halarious game

Very funny

Amazing But THE ADS????

Distubing????

No i hate it

Omg I laughed Everytime I saw my baby I got its funny ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Lol

WHAT

Bad

Incredible app with a ton of humour! This would be made even better if a collection page is added where you can try to collect all of the different babies. Hence why this is a 4 star review. Still amazing doe!

Whats the point this game is dumb

It's soo disturbing ewww