Choice of the Cat
Free GameAbout Choice of the Cat
Knock things over. Take a nap. Enslave humanity. Power, fame, and catnip are yours for the licking!
"Choice of the Cat" is a hilarious 600,000-word interactive novel by Jordan Reyne, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.
It's the biggest text-based cat simulator ever written; play it many times as different kinds of cat! As a rescue cat, looking for a family to love and obey you forever, you find yourself sharing a home with a family on the brink of divorce. You'll learn to manipulate your owners, their neighbors, and even their other pets to get what you want. (The humans think they're in charge! Aren't they cute?)
Show your new family the meaning of unconditional love, rule by fear alone, or play them against one another for your amusement. Become a YouTube sensation when videos of your lovable antics go viral, or meddle from behind the throne as your owner family begins to take over the government.
Who's an adorable, tyrannical kitty? YOU ARE. Will you sharpen your claws and mete out feline justice, or melt their hearts with purrs, meows, and cuddles?
• Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs
• Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish
• Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws
• Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Pete the dog lets you.
• Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks
• Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage
• Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners
• Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires
• Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals
• Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat
"Choice of the Cat" is a hilarious 600,000-word interactive novel by Jordan Reyne, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.
It's the biggest text-based cat simulator ever written; play it many times as different kinds of cat! As a rescue cat, looking for a family to love and obey you forever, you find yourself sharing a home with a family on the brink of divorce. You'll learn to manipulate your owners, their neighbors, and even their other pets to get what you want. (The humans think they're in charge! Aren't they cute?)
Show your new family the meaning of unconditional love, rule by fear alone, or play them against one another for your amusement. Become a YouTube sensation when videos of your lovable antics go viral, or meddle from behind the throne as your owner family begins to take over the government.
Who's an adorable, tyrannical kitty? YOU ARE. Will you sharpen your claws and mete out feline justice, or melt their hearts with purrs, meows, and cuddles?
• Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs
• Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish
• Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws
• Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Pete the dog lets you.
• Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks
• Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage
• Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners
• Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires
• Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals
• Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat
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Minor bug fixes.
Minor bug fixes.
What are users saying about Choice of the Cat
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Fun and cute. Sadly, I can't take revenge on Helmut, because it looks back to Bene coming in when I try. Hopefully the loop can be fixed.
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A fantastic adventure which simulates my life-long dream of being a cat
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Was hoping for more options for breed and colour.
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Pay to get .
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by R####:
Super fun game, hilarious cat shenanigans
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by R####:
anything with cats is an instant love.So much fun!!
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Good story and good fun
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So many fun options. Replayability will be through the roof. I expected to be able to choose what I look like or what breed I am. So I'm sad about that. I just had to decide on my own that I'm a tortoiseshell kitty. Halfway way through and the giggles never end.
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I just had a contest with the dog to see who could swipe more food at dinner. I lost, but this is so much fun I don't care!
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by Y####:
Hilarious and great replayability content, I really love the writing style and I can tell I'm going to spend days trying to figure out every possibility in this game
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by R####:
by R####:
Well written and really funny. I get the feeling that playing it over would be fun too, as there are many "cat personality" types.
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by J####:
by J####:
I would have given 4 stars but the stats for your relationship with Clair and Andre are switched. The affection for you (the cat) got to the wrong name in stats.
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by R####:
by R####:
Fantastic, Funny, Feline, Frolics !!! Really well written, with dilemmas a plenty !!! Loved it !!!
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by L####:
I'd give it 5 stars, but I don't want to pay 4.99 for the full game. Really nice, though.
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by R####:
by R####:
Fun and cute. Though i wish i could choose the type of the cat.
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by R####:
by R####:
Nice... Enjoyable.
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by R####:
by R####:
Loved it, amazing
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by R####:
by R####:
Brilliantly funny
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by R####:
by R####:
This is a boring one. I can't give 1star but i can't give more than 3 either. It doesn't have the suspense or anything to the story. Idk what's fun with it either. Maybe it's because i haven't played till the end. But i can't continue it after chapter 2 cause the story is just not captivating enough. So play it if want a really light story that doesn't add up to anything.
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by N####:
Never liked cats.. and didnt change with this story..
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Haven't played, but I love cats
by K####:
I love it! Definitely feeding my imagination. Can I ask that if you're planning to make more animal simulations? This has to be one of my favorites out of all your games.