Handsome Ball (Unreleased)

The handsomest ball in the universe, the almighty Handsome Ball, has been banished from existence.
Now, his awesome face lies in an inconceivable dimension that has never been known by any human being. Or ball.
Though our almigthy hero cannot yet fathom what lies before his eyes, he has the burning passion and courage to overcome any hurdle that the universe throws at him.
Nevertheless, his face will never falter.
His face will never shift.
His face will never surrender.
His face will never cease to exist.
Whatever happens...
His face is awesome.

Based on a true story.