Sneaky Santa - Saves Christmas

Wasted my data again...

Wow i like it this game excellent wonderful.

You can get addicted to this game. I have hooked on several people. It brings out the competitor inside of you.

I love this game!

I have no idea what this game is supposed to be about, but now I have a huge freaking erection, and I ain't even got no dick. I HATE you, developer, you ruined a perfectly functional vagina.

SO MUCH FUN! THANK YOU!

Its good but hard like a breathmint

This game gave me an erection that just won't quit. Now the only way I can pee in the toilet is to stand upside down.

Wow.. never seen such a cool game.

Such a very enjoyable game.

I love this game its so much fun. This app is great but it is addictive.

One of the best game I played.. developer has done a great job.

Yes, It's a good game.

This game has really erected my my phantom drill . From your other-kin tumblr head m8 :)

Cheers!! Awesome game, well done!!! ;)

My friend told me about this game. He mentioned that the last level is really difficult. So I downloaded it... Thinking how hard can it really be. Within the first hour I broke my tablet and had to download and play it on my phone. I haven't been to work in 2 days and my wife just took the kids to her mothers. I passed out and hit my head as I didnt eat because of this game. I have been forced to stop playing while in hospital... So I thought I'd write a review. 10/10 would ruin my life again for this game.

I was with my baby daddy last night, we be gettin' hot an heavy, and I notice dat he ain't really focusn. When I take the blindfold off, he playin' this cracker as' game. I wound back my slappin' hand to knock one outta the park and he just faces to phone to me. I was immediately hooked, I played through 6 levels and i'm stuck on the last level. Now I wanna pimp slap the creators of this game.

I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. But then one fateful day, while looking through the Play Store, I stumbled across Sneaky Santa. I thought, there would be no harm, no issue, such a simple looking game. My empire soon crumbled, Clemenza was murdered on my watch because I was so focused on the snowmen. And Sonny... My dear boy Sonny... He is more addicted than me.

It was all fun and games until I download Sneaky Santa. I was weak, my friends were playing so I gave in and downloaded it. The concept is simple enough and the description and screenshots were completely innocent. Help Santa jump and kill some snowmen. Simple and easy. I was so very very wrong. Level 1 - 6 was pretty easy. The fun starts on the final level. Level 7. As the Level opens you can feel the Devil laugh as he begins to devour your soul. This game ruins your soul, it lifts you up on a cloud of joy before tearing your being in two. I am an addict. This game is my crack, I can't stop. I don't want to stop. Do youself a favor, don't start.

Sneaky Santa will be the death of me. Let me start by saying DO NOT download Sneaky Santa. I started off thinking okay, this should be fun, everyone else is playing it. People warned me about it but I didnt care. And so I went to the Play store and downloaded Sneaky Santa. That was my first mistake. I played it once and said okay just one more time. Just one more time. One more time. I don't sleep. I don't eat. My friends have abandoned me. I see Sneaky Santa in my dreams, the snowmen haunt my everlasting soul. I have a reoccuring dream where I am Santa and the snowmen are chasing me. My parents kicked me out because I was practically living in my own filth. I write this review with my last 2% of battery life... Whatever you do... DONT DOWNLOAD SNEAKY SA

I used to be like you. I, a young man, once played with my friends. I once attended a school and talked to my friends. I never wanted my life to end like this. It started why my brother downloaded Satan's game. Being a competitor, I never let him defeat me with anything. So naturally I downloaded it too. It seemed easy at first, jump over a box here... squish a snowman there. Then I got to Level 7. The 7th Level of Hell. I died. Again and Again and Again. At first I laughed. Im far from laughing now. I beat my Brothers score, but I couldnt put down my phone. I wanted to finish Level 7. My mother stopped feeding me, I don't talk to anyone. I sit here and play. I've soiled myself countless times not wanting to goto the bathroom and ruin my progress. I've threatened to bite off the fingers of my family if they touch me. I've kick my car through a windows. I locked myself in the bathroom and i'm sitting in the tub writing this review. There are police banging on the door as we speak, called at the behest of my parents wanting to take me away. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME. Satan designed this game to take your soul and that's exactly what it does. Save yourself.

Always have fun with these games. Never get bored. Keep up the great work.

I love this game! It's wonderful. Seriously the best out there.

Easy to play and great to pass the time.

This game is not only constantly making me harder than "I Wanna be the Guy" but I also felt extremely happy, sad, angry, and horny at the same time. Man this game made me feel like I was pregnant with baby Jesus. I'm a dude and an atheist.

When I started playing this game... I was flaccid. My wife wouldn't even look at me. Ever since I downloaded Sneaky Santa... It's like I am on Viagra... It gets so hard my wife used it as a stepping stool to get the Christmas lights off the top shelf. Thank you Blue Tardis for renewing my vigor.

I'd be going to hell. It's so addictive. The last level is so ridiculously difficult and addictive I feel it's only a matter of time before it's classified as haram.

Very very enjoyable game to play in free..time ...;-)

I love this game its so much fun. This game is great but it is addictive .

I can't stop playing this game it makes me want to snap off the penis from the statue of David and repeatedly choke myself with it. This game is harder than a steel girder I can't stop myself looking at Santa's seductive eyes whilst I touch my phone screen

Thanks to this game, my c0kk grew an astounding two inches and now as it glistens in the night, I see it throbbing in tune to jingle bells as Santa Claus beats snowmen. My c0kk's head is also whistling to the tune. 9/11 would play this app again. Regards, a tumblr sjw :)

I love this game. It's the only one I've got.

Love this game. Fun and a great game to pass time. And a little addictive as well.

I love this game.. Dope & awesome.

Great game play. Always different. Great job.

Really impressive game I loved it keep up the good work .

This apps are perfect in every aspect on my Tecno m3. Wow good work.

Amazing app, I recommend this game to everyone.

This game I very cool we can spend our whole day.

I love the app its fun to do when ur bored.