Hangry Foot

Meet Hangry Foot, master of several languages and international foot of mystery. One day Hangry Foot receives an alien transmission sent though his top secret satellite toenail. In the Transmission Hangry Foot discovers that the true nature of his power comes from his fluids, which cannot be replenished unless Hangry Foot Willingly and legally becomes married to a human wife. Once this has occurred a number of celestial planets will align causing an osmosis from the grass to seep into Hangry Foots Veins, thus replenishing his depleted life force. As the Player it's now up to you to help Hangry Foot find a suitable human wife, but in order to accomplish this feat he will have to traverse some dangerous alien terrain, avoiding hazards such as fireballs, lava, evil plants and Stalin lizards. Take command and take charge of Hangry Foot today!