Teatime Samurai

When your master invites you to the dojo for tea, you end up having to do a lot more than just boil the water. HA HA HA HA HA HA. Hm..

Teatime Samurai is a twin-stick arcade-style shoot-em-up where as your fight gets bigger your light gets smaller. As you use your lantern to fight the many monsters of ancient Japan, your light source shrinks. Gotta get that oil!

FEATURING fast paced action gameplay, a totally realistic rendering of ancient Japan, silly noises, and a multitude of colorful enemies including:
ZOMBIES, ONI ON SCOOTERS, ONI NOT ON SCOOTERS, LaSeR eYeS, EVIL FROG WOMEN, BASS, CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT,
...and many more!

"THIS GAME IS GREAT AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT" -The Guy Who Made It
"The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers" -Ken Griffey Jr

PLAY Teatime Samurai Today!!!! Or don't, I'm not your dad!