I Hate Red Squares
$0.82About I Hate Red Squares
"I LOVE red squares!" said no one, ever.
I Hate Red Squares is a game of destruction. There are hundreds of red squares standing between you and happiness. What will you do?
Featuring two game modes!
Square Attack: Red squares are coming at you and you have to SMASH them before they touch you. One touches you and you're gone. But look out, they ramp up speed impossibly fast. If you didn't hate red squares before, you will now. It's like the casual version of that really hard console game (the one with the souls that aren't light?). Definitely harder than that bird with the flapping.
Square Shoot Out: Shoot blue balls (no jokes please) at different shaped stacks of red squares. Knock them off the shelf in as few shots as possible for the best possible score. It's sort of a cross between Golf, Shuffleboard, and Bowling. But with more hatred...for red squares.
Don't like something about our game? Here's a thought: contact us at support@batchpunk.com instead of giving us a bad review. Chances are, your ideas are good and we'll work them into the next update. EVERYBODY WINS.
I Hate Red Squares is a game of destruction. There are hundreds of red squares standing between you and happiness. What will you do?
Featuring two game modes!
Square Attack: Red squares are coming at you and you have to SMASH them before they touch you. One touches you and you're gone. But look out, they ramp up speed impossibly fast. If you didn't hate red squares before, you will now. It's like the casual version of that really hard console game (the one with the souls that aren't light?). Definitely harder than that bird with the flapping.
Square Shoot Out: Shoot blue balls (no jokes please) at different shaped stacks of red squares. Knock them off the shelf in as few shots as possible for the best possible score. It's sort of a cross between Golf, Shuffleboard, and Bowling. But with more hatred...for red squares.
Don't like something about our game? Here's a thought: contact us at support@batchpunk.com instead of giving us a bad review. Chances are, your ideas are good and we'll work them into the next update. EVERYBODY WINS.
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Game History & Updates
Price update Price changed from $0.99 to $0.82.
Price update Price changed from $0.74 to $0.99.
What are users saying about I Hate Red Squares
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I've been following the development of this game FOREVER. So glad it's out
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Let's just say I truly loathed red squares after a few minutes playing this game
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Installed, played, threw phone at wall. Bought new phone, installed.....
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Forreal
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Great!
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RED!!!! I FEEL HATE TOWARDS RED SQUARES!!!
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Cool
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You can get a really fancy game where they modeled real celebrities to create superhuman characters that conquer evil, but sometimes don't you just want to flick shapes destructively at other shapes in pure test of coordination, precision & speed? Yes. Yes you do.