pINKy the Game
Free Game
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About pINKy the Game
DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!!
Hey— do you like your device you're using right now?
Do you like that it isn't completely obliterated?
Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.
You WILL end up throwing your device at a wall and shattering it by round 3...
(*pINKy the game is not responsible for shattered phones via tossing frustration)
Do you like your life right now?
Do you enjoy people and laughter?
Please DONT get this app, it will suck the joy out of you, you can (and will) become addicted, you wont be able to put your device down!
You have been warned.
You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.
If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end. If you walk away now, the story ends. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").
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•pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.
•pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.
•pINKy is an official sponsor of NoShave-November
•Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.
•Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.
•In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".
•What do you call a sleeping pizza? A PiZZZa.
•Don't get this game, you've been warned! Mwahaha
Hey— do you like your device you're using right now?
Do you like that it isn't completely obliterated?
Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.
You WILL end up throwing your device at a wall and shattering it by round 3...
(*pINKy the game is not responsible for shattered phones via tossing frustration)
Do you like your life right now?
Do you enjoy people and laughter?
Please DONT get this app, it will suck the joy out of you, you can (and will) become addicted, you wont be able to put your device down!
You have been warned.
You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.
If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end. If you walk away now, the story ends. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").
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•pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.
•pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.
•pINKy is an official sponsor of NoShave-November
•Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.
•Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.
•In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".
•What do you call a sleeping pizza? A PiZZZa.
•Don't get this game, you've been warned! Mwahaha
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Free
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Android
2.3+
2.3+
Android game
Game History & Updates
More downloads pINKy the Game reached 50 000 - 100 000 downloads
What are users saying about pINKy the Game
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To many ads like you can't even play the game without one and not to mention but the game is dumb and every time you click an ad pops up. Atleast for me it does... If you want this game buy the ad free one and you'll have less frustration
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Don't say you hate it just cause you suck lol I just got it and my high score is 6.
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Adds pop up after every time you die!! Even when I didn't die adds popped up!!
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It is HORRIBLE. Way too many ads. Don't get me started on how slow this ink blob is!1!1!1
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its incredibly laggy, and ads always pop up after I die, but then I end up tapping play, then the ad Pop up cuz the app is so slow, then I die!!
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Every time you play a 30 second add will come up and make you die and the rapid tap to go faster doesn't work
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Its got so many ads that I barely play the game and always see ads sort it put it shouldn't cost money to get rid of them gosh and the game is too hard and glitches sort it out plz respond?!?!?!
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It is so discoursing l only got 1on my first try and said YOU SUCK this is not and incoruging game.
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by N####:
This game is horrible its stupid hard and you die in 2 seconds easily DONT GET IT TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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I made it past 4. You lost your bet. Bad game almost impossible don't get it
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by Y####:
When you die an add comes up and there like 1min long and its really annoying . also its says you suck in till you get up to 10 it is meh I'm like omg
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by Y####:
Terrible game.I die two seconds into the game.and after playing for 30 minutes my highest score is 1. The water comes too quickly and makes the game not fun and frustrating. Thank you for making my child cry aswell.
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OK so its stupid af. TOO MANY ADS, AND WHY DO YOU NEED MY LOCATION?! WTH IS THAT FOR!?!
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by R####:
This game sucks you can barely do anything there's like 30 minute ads every time you go on if I were you I would totally not get this game it's tremendously annoying and the game itself is annoying to before you reach the top pinky dies because of the water its so annoying I can barely even get past 4 please don't get this game its so stupid
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by G####:
I'm playing about to pass my high score and an add pops up! Becuz of that I lost! So close! This game sucks. I would give zero stars if I can
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by R####:
So annoying i thought it was a good game and a fun game but its so stupid and i don't like the thing that when your score its 1, its says "you suck". wow lol i don't like this game
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Hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it
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by K####:
You need to get rid of all the stupid ADS. EVERYTIME I DIE A STUPID AD COMES UP AND IT GLITCHES BECAUSE OF THE AD! So please fix it. I don't really care about ads but after every time you die is stupid after maybe 7 games then okay
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by R####:
I HATE IT and so will you. You can barely get 3 taps in before the wayer comes and makes you die. I couldnt get passed three. Its stupid. Every time you die you HAVE TO sit and watch a 30 second ad....yeah, every time you die. This game sucks its annoying and stupid. DO NOT GET IT PLEASE YOU WILL REGRET IT I SWEAR
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It's a good game but almost everytime I die I have to sit through a 30 second video and it's really annoying.
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by R####:
I downloaded this game on my dad's phone thinking it would be good but it was freaking horrible I only got one point and don't get me started on the the ads u guys really need to fix this game
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by R####:
The game is fun but every time I die there is a 15 second add.. It get annoying after a while
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by W####:
I hate this game...don't download..jk it's hard but I can only go up to 2
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So stupid, way too many ads. I can't get past 3 because of the stupid water. Horrible game, uninstalling.
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It does what it says it does and nothing more than that. I read a lot of reviews saying that adds were messing up the game but I disagree. I hardly ever get adds and when I do they are not in the middle of the game. I recommend putting your phones on airplane mode.
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by M####:
This game is the MOST stupid thing I ever saw.......... I really don't like it...... there an ad every time I lose........ It also says that you suck when you lose.... Hated it
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by R####:
It's a good game at first, but the ads are annoying and it easy to get four, even though it says you can't so I wanna give it a three but please remove most ads for free and I will rate hogher
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This game was the worst game created in the history of the world I don't even get how to move and when I die ads like a bunch of them start coming and they take forever!!!!!
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Such a fun addicting drustrating annoying game would give 5 stars if there were kess adds
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For not two but one second adds plus it'S WAY TO HARD.
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This is a great game but a serious challenge, something o don't find in games often
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OMG ITS NOT THE GAME IM FRUSTRATED WITH ITS THE NON-STOP ADDS IN BETWEEN THT U CNT SKIP OR BK OUT OF!! I CNT STAND BEING FORCED TO WATCH AN ADD JZST TO PLAY A GAME!! 0 STARS I HIT ONE BY MISTAKE AND IT WUDNT LET ME REMOVE!! AND FYI I CAN READ AND WRITE I JUS LIKE TO TXT TYPE! THNX
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by R####:
Its a good game only problem~ads you have to watch like a 30 second vido after every time i die....it gets annoying
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by C####:
This game tells you you suck if you don't get a lot of points and has way way way to much adds!boring !!!!!!! I'm uninstalling it this rude and stupid game . You have to sit through a thirty second ad after every time you die!
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by R####:
This game is fun and all but way to many ads......i was in the midle of a gameband a add came up...i cant even figuer out how to play
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But there's too many adds in it so it's annoying not the game but the adds
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The concept of the game is great. It just gets hard to play when there is an ad every 30 seconds. Also the game has too much lag to even play it.
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No wonder u can't score 4 on this game the water comes up to fast when ur in the middle of the game an ad comes up don't get this game
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The game has way too many adds. Ever time you die there is a stupid add! They are each 20 seconds long. The game is not even worth getting it will just take up your memory. It IS a stupid game. The walls are to small and the gaps are also way to small you can't even get through them and of you do you rarly will!! The waves will catch up to you in literly 4 seconds. They kill you so you have like no time. Don't get the game IT IS the most STUPID GAME EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
by N####:
I got this game thinking it would be fun. It was for a whole two seconds! That's how long it took for the water to come up! I died instantly! Also every time I play there is an ad that pops up and then it makes me die! And I dont want to pay for the ads to leave its not not worth it! Hate this app! Uninstalling! Don't get!