Outfield Angel Massacre

What is Outfield Angel Massacre? Maybe I should say something punchy, express myself with rules of the game and 140 characters and whatnot.

I refuse to do it. You see, what I mean to say is: We've done it. We've found the lost masterpiece of Alan Smithee. You see, in the 1990s, people thought that movies about kids in "The Big Leagues" mattered, that these films have captured the public zeitgeist between about '93 and '97. They were dead wrong, and Smithee knew it the entire time. The great director (films like Killing in the Duskheart, Jasper's Gazonga's) penned a 240 page opus, and using a technology known as MultiWare Systems... Smithee fed this entire script into a computer, it took 17 years for the final computation to appear.

That computation is what you can now experience on mobile devices. Outfield Angel Massacre is exactly what Smithee dreamed it could be: archaic, yet modern... cheap and perverse, yet telling of a time and an age. This "game" has everything.

There are rules in Outfield Angel Massacre, but they are simple rules... maybe too simple. You must reign destruction over the the angels as the player character (Bubblegum Bill, a major ball player), but as his extension (A Baseball) . Avoid, at all costs, your best friend, and greatest rival Shoestring Joe (Only a large red metaphor of himself)... in this strange narrative you have the power to destroy the ineffable, if such powers strike your dearest friend and rival... well, the story ends and you have lost... you must always lose.

And it is a story: Outfield Angel Massacre takes 240 beautiful lines of prose and condenses them into an experience, one fraught with lust and longing as well as justice... a sense of truth.

Download this amazing achievement in artificial expressiveness, Outfield Angel Massacre will be remembered, and you'll know you were there... from the very start.