Asshole Ducks

Seriously though it is pretty mellow. Even with some of those things.

*** FEATURES:

*** Ducks!

*** Dynamic melodies generated as you play!

*** Three distinct game modes:
- "Play" - A story, or something like one maybe!
- "Relax" - (Unlockable via "Play") A no-fail-state duck-feeding simulation. For chillin'!
- "Fly" - (Unlockable via "Play") A fight to survive. For un-chillin'!

Reviews of earlier versions:

"I like ducks. I especially like feeding ducks. God bless thee for providing me this vessel to which I may feed these very ducks, I like so very much, on my mobile; to entertain me while on this living trek. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil without the experience of feeding thy ducks balls of bread. Feed I say. Feed without guilt or consequence. Look not back but forward towards the end of time, duck." -Random Internet Person

"It’s hilarious how well this reflects real-life duck behavior. [...]familiar to anyone who’s been to the park." -Different Random Internet Person