Stack A Cow for Android
Can you hear that folks? Is it the beating wings of eternity? The steady rhythm of all existence? No. It's a one-eyed pixel fish with wings flapping its way through an endless slalom of Super Mario pipes. But this isn't a Miyamoto fever-dream, it's Flappy Bird, and it has come to consume your very soul. Or, you know, make you tap your mobile device of choice a bunch for two minutes before deleting it. It certainly scratches the itch for exacting, skill-based achievement thoroughly, but its staggering lack of ambition or creativity put a pretty low ceiling on how high it can soar.
Once I had downloaded this game I immediately played for about 4 hours straight. After that my wife left with my kids. I knew soon after that my place was among the cow people, I now live in a barn and I am milked on a daily basis. I am soon to be butchered for beef and this is my last review. Best game ever 5/5 would die again.
"Like Skyrim with guns" 10/10 - IGN
This game is a must-have for any casual or pro gamer out there
Absolutely bloody brilliant
You're a genius
Better than Skyrim 10/10
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Absolutely bloody brilliant