Dan Farm

Dear valued customer,

Congratulations on your recent purchase of our Dan Farm starter kit. Included in this kit is everything you'll need to start your very own Dan Farm! Contents of starter package include: 4 Standard Model Candy Cannons, 1 Transport Rocket, and 1 Dan. If your Dan was damaged during shipping, please return him to the Sugar Snack Factory and we will you send a fresh replacement.

Once you've raised a plump and healthy herd of Dans, We'll purchase your extra Dans (by weight) starting at 10 bucks a head. The transport rocket already has the coordinates of the factory programmed in so all you have to do is hit the send button and we'll take care of the rest.

We've also included a catalogue of our available Candy Cannon modifications. So be sure to reinvest those earnings and make your Dan Farm extra sweet.

And most importantly, have fun with it!

Dr. Orangotango
CEO of Orangotango’s Sugary Snacks


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But don't just take our word for it. Just listen to these happy customers:

"A++ 10/10 Would play again"
-- Dan

"A real smashit"
-- The Internet

"Like Fruit Ninja meets Danogatchi"
-- Michael Scott

"I am sickened, but curious"
-- Wayne Gretzky