New Totally Accurate Battle Simulator - Tips

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator has come to our attention here at the Polygon battle simulation desk that there is some confusion over the two leading battle simulation products currently available right now. With the launch of Ultimate Totally Accurate Battle Simulator flagrantly interrupting the ongoing alpha testing of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, how can you, Sam or Susie Consumer, know which battle simulator is right for you? Here’s our advice.
You can now totally improve your army, watch ragdoll effects and play multiplayer mode, created just for you with advanced matchmaking algorithms in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator !
With the improved graphics and the enhanced intelligence of the bots, you can now experience ultimate battle simulations !
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a game you can play right now, but it’s not done yet. It’s not actually even for sale. The game has been in an open alpha state for some time,