Run Run Sexy Jesus

The year is 2000BC and a young Mexican called Jesus Christ is in a spot of bother, he's promised some nefarious fellows a rather large amount of fish. Help him collect as much as possible before he is inevitably taken out by Kanye West or sometimes a Pterodactyl.
This game hope to bring to light the less well documented athletic side of Jesus, as well as his toned abs and strong manly jaw. We all know Jesus as that lovable rogue who could tap dance on water or sew a leper back together, but hopefully this game can remind us of his powerful charisma and banging bod.